http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8783 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 22:04:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8783#post-24209 Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:15:26 +0000 Golgo13 24209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a stab at the fluffer sub...thanks for the prod. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8783#post-23750 Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:19:01 +0000 Peter 23750@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>shouldn't this should result in Nick Clegg being out of a job? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8783#post-23632 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:14:49 +0000 Spikey 23632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many of the fluffers have been fatally injured after moving on from the adult film industry to natural history documentaries. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8783#post-23589 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:17:51 +0000 jp1885 23589@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers fellas! (Golgo, that sounds like a great idea for a sub...) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8783#post-23578 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:33:43 +0000 Golgo13 23578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The other meaning of fluffer intended?</p> <p>I heard that Viagra had put all the professional fluffers out of work in San Fernando...no longer required - crushed by the advance of technology. Slung on the same scrap-heap as steel workers and miners...communities decimated...etc etc...</p> <p>Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8783#post-23574 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:01:31 +0000 Oxbridge 23574@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eew. 4.88888 recurring. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8783#post-23555 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:55:22 +0000 jp1885 23555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a stirring speech made during a visit to the Borehamwood Women's Institute today, David Cameron added substance to his dream of a 'big society' by volunteering to wipe his own sphincter following every trip to the bathroom.</p> <p>The Prime Minister told the assembled audience of mainly middle-aged WI members and guildswomen that it had always been his intention to lead by example: 'papering over the crack, rather than expecting the state to shoulder the burden, is what the Big Society is all about.'</p> <p>Cameron was given an impromptu chance to give a practical demonstration of his beliefs when a planned question-and-answer session had to be abandoned after a WI member who volunteered to wire up the microphone was accidentally electrocuted. Seizing the moment, the Prime Minister took the opportunity to go to the lavatory unaccompanied, retuning a few minutes later to an appreciative applause.</p> <p>He then went on to outline the cost savings accrued by such a move: 'doing away with the role of Prime Ministerial hygiene assistant saves the public purse £30,000 per annum. However I have asked André to show some community spirit and stay on in an unofficial coiffurial capacity, as no-one gets that shine quite as good as he does.'</p> <p>The coalition leader also described how he was also preparing, after a successful three-week trial, to clean his own teeth, trim his own nails and even make his own bed, despite a number of issues regarding the comfort of his official government-issue pillow. 'Regarding this I am currently seeking some sympathetic soul to offer their services as my personal fluffer,' he told the assembly, shortly before being ushered off the stage for fear of being crushed by the ensuing mob of eager volunteers. </p>