http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:04:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23301 Sat, 17 Jul 2010 12:59:14 +0000 sauce 23301@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, and funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23296 Sat, 17 Jul 2010 11:13:51 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 23296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought you wanted a musical? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23265 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 23:07:36 +0000 Golgo13 23265@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Looks like we've got enough tunes for a musical...anyone got Ben Elton's number? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23251 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:00:18 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 23251@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Goodbye Mr Moat<br /> Although I never knew you at all<br /> I’m rather pleased about that<br /> Whilst those around you crawled<br /> They crawled along the riverbank<br /> Whilst you blew out your brains<br /> And now I’ll have no dread<br /> Of wearing Policeman fancy dress in Gateshead </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23241 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:34:06 +0000 The All New Jeni B 23241@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've just read some of these out to Mr B, and in time honoured tradition, he snorted tea out of his nose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23228 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:33:43 +0000 allmyownstunts 23228@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>bpr, that is sheer genius. 5 honorary stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23219 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:25:51 +0000 brownpaperreporter 23219@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Goodbye Mister Moat<br /> Though I never knew you at all<br /> You had the grace to top yourself<br /> While those around you gawped<br /> They crawled around the roadside<br /> As Gazza wept on the radio<br /> They kept you out in the rain<br /> Until you re-arranged your brain </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23215 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:47:11 +0000 antharrison 23215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The old Joe Dolce classic</p> <p>Shoot-off ya face </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23206 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:50:00 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 23206@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Here's a more Xmassy song:</p> <p>Taser Season to be Jolly, tra la la la laarrrrr etc </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23205 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:48:00 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 23205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What about the old Police hit: Don't Stun So Close to Me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23203 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:41:32 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 23203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What about another song:</p> <p>I Second that e-Moat Stun </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23201 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:39:03 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 23201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Moat [To advancing copper]: What's that you're carrying? Chocolates?</p> <p>Cop: No, small tasers! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23199 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:20:14 +0000 Svendo 23199@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Here comes gazza now<br /> He's got you some chicken and some bread,<br /> a coat, a dressing gown,<br /> some gear to trawl the river bed, </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23190 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:47:34 +0000 ironbridgeboy 23190@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>it seemed to me you lived your life like a bouncer with bad wind? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23182 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:27:55 +0000 Mary Evans 23182@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm thinking NewsBiscuit's first charity single...</p> <p>Goodbye fugitive<br /> At least they gave you a good head start<br /> I hope you've found your heaven<br /> Where your eyes are far apart<br /> You showed those filthy pigs<br /> And you gave them a reet good chase<br /> You had your blaze of glory<br /> Though you didn't quite save face.</p> <p>And it seems to me you lived your life<br /> On a Manhunt from Sue Sim </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23180 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:24:47 +0000 allmyownstunts 23180@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And it seemed to me, that you lived your life, like a mysoginistic thug,<br /> Never knowing how much you looked like Fungus the Bogeyman...</p> <p>mmm, not easy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23177 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:57:19 +0000 JayGee 23177@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Must include Taser as well </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23175 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:50:19 +0000 Pabst Blue Ribbon 23175@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Shotgun" doesn't rhyme with "Candle" and "Face" doesn't rhyme with "Wind", but that's the direction I'm thinking... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23172 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:39:04 +0000 JayGee 23172@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A friend of mine once wrote a very funny version about the Queen Mother, called 'Sandals in the bin'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23170 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:36:55 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 23170@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's a brilliant idea.</p> <p>"Vandal in the bin" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8630#post-23165 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:00:15 +0000 Mr Target 23165@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...suggestions for lyrics welcome... </p>