http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8614 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 06:45:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8614#post-23185 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:31:43 +0000 theumpire 23185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dunno! If so, apologies to the original author.</p> <p>I just wanted to work the word "framed" into something - for this week's NEAT-O </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8614#post-23156 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:30:47 +0000 sauce 23156@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Starts a bit vaguely - maybe make the nude calendar the main thing? (Has it been done before, though?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8614#post-23139 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:30:40 +0000 theumpire 23139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>From our royal correspondent</strong></p> <p>In a statement issued today from Buckingham Palace, the Queen and Royal family have announced their intention to boost exports in an effort to lessen the impact of the financial deficit on the life of the country.</p> <p>The statement continues, “We are aware of the high regard with which the Royal family is held throughout the world,” said Her Majesty the Queen. “Accordingly, we have commissioned the Royal Doulton factory to produce a set of commemorative plates and other <em>objets d’art</em> for sale throughout the world. Profits from this enterprise will be channelled directly to the Exchequer.”</p> <p>Other products, it is understood, will include reproductions of priceless family photo albums containing hitherto unpublished intimate family portraits from across nearly sixty years of the Queen’s reign. It is also rumoured that the Queen has persuaded more than a dozen members of the family to take part in a series of tastefully posed nude photographs which will be published as a calendar for 2011. The Queen recently saw the film “Calendar Girls” on television and was highly impressed by the way large amounts of money could be raised by such an enterprise.</p> <p>Individual images from the calendar will also be reprinted in a limited issue and sold singly, suitably framed. </p>