http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=835 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:38:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=835#post-2189 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:38:02 +0000 The All New Jeni B 2189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ouch! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=835#post-2158 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:26:38 +0000 ED209 2158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Students from a school in Mississippi have today launched a court action to permit them to 'string a cotton-pickin' nigger from a tree,' after he is alleged to have looked at a white girl from the town. The students claim that freedom to express their right to a 'good ol' southern lynching' is an essential part of their culture.</p> <p>The school has refused the request, stating that the students should be happy to beat the man, or drag him behind a pick-up truck for a few miles, as he only looked at the girl, and didn't actually touch her or speak to her. 'We can't have people thinking we're backward, just because we're from the South', said the white-cloaked, pointy-hatted headmaster, before knocking out several journalists with a Bible. </p>