http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=818 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 11:56:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=818#post-2126 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:52:35 +0000 corky 2126@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>it aint my thought I got into trouble wiv the the police,I blame it all on me parents,I grew up all confused like,me dad used to drum it into me,hed say,"now little Timmy theres one thing I cant stand and I wont tollerate it in this house,THIEVING,theres nothing worse than a thief,a sneak thief,theres nothing lower.You dont wont to be a sneak thief do you boy?Good, becouse I wont have it do you here me?"And all the time he was saying it him and his gang of fraudsters were bang at it themselfs,and to think I looked up to him becouse he was so tall.Then when they finally caught him and the rest of his gang,people saw them for what they realy are gangsters,they had such contempt for the law they even refused to stand in the dock,they had to be dragged kicking and screaming into it.I always remember seeing dad on the news his pathetic lieing face,"Im innocent,Ive done nothing wrong,honest I havnt,I do charity work for gods sake,Ive never told a lie or stolen anything in my life ever,your see,its all a big mistake,Im a role model for this countrys youth,Im not a like a dole scrounger,I wouldnt steal from the public purse,honest."Oh Daddy why did you do it? </p>