http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 10:26:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22303 Sat, 10 Jul 2010 12:54:32 +0000 The All New Jeni B 22303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely I wasn't the only one who heard that Mr Moat had the sawn-off shotgun pointed at his neck thought, "Well, it's not like he could have pointed it between his eyes."? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22265 Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:36:48 +0000 Mr.3374 22265@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I have his shoes, then? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22264 Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:35:12 +0000 saltire 22264@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>R.I.P Raoul Moat. I wouldn't have wanted to walk a mile in your shoes [size 12] May your God forgive you and may you find in death,peace,contentment and a pair of reasonably spaced eyes that you so obviously lacked here on earth. Amen. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22238 Sat, 10 Jul 2010 09:19:16 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 22238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really thought he'd chicken out (though I wouldn't have said so to his face). Least he had the decency to go properly in the end. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22226 Sat, 10 Jul 2010 08:48:21 +0000 The All New Jeni B 22226@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>See, now I'm even more pissed off, because I stayed up late glued to the news. Had to give in and go to bed around about 1am.<br /> I am sure that selfish bastard waited until my light went out then shot himself.<br /> Harumph. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22209 Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:12:13 +0000 Quaz 22209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not only is Moat costing a fortune in police overtime, but he had that MP claim to have him cleaned. He'll be demanding a duck house next. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22180 Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:28:35 +0000 The All New Jeni B 22180@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>For fish and chips? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22174 Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:06:22 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 22174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think snipers have probably got better things to do than take dangerous killers out. And anyway, where would they go? Though I guess any restaurant would be nice and quiet once the two of them walked in. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22172 Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:36:19 +0000 The All New Jeni B 22172@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Who else reckons that a sniper'll take him out, rather than let him do it himself?<br /> Whoever does it will be a hero in Northumbria. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-22168 Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:25:43 +0000 The All New Jeni B 22168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooooh! Oooh! Ooooh!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-21924 Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:52:33 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 21924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wish I'd kept the quote by a police spokesman which I read yesterday. The gist of his argument was that, although they'd had to spread the net wider (just in case their "gut feeling" that Moat is still near Rothbury is incorrect) the noose is, in a real sense, actually tightening. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-21922 Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:42:11 +0000 The All New Jeni B 21922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Red, you are a genius.<br /> Perhaps the Norhumbrian Police have already been issued with them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-21919 Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:28:42 +0000 wallster 21919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cool. Get yourself de-Moated with Moat Away. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-21917 Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:18:57 +0000 red 21917@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s76/teambucket/moat-away.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907&page=2#post-21884 Thu, 08 Jul 2010 09:35:32 +0000 The All New Jeni B 21884@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anyone else seen the newly released CCTV pictures of Moat.<br /> It just confirms my suspicions that he's a mouth breather. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21582 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:33:40 +0000 rickwestwell 21582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>remember, if you see this man, keep calm, don't act like a member of the police and definitely don't say "Oh it's you, I thought I recognised you from the photo by the side of your girlfriends bed"</blockquote></p> <p>Svendo, that's genius! Should be on the FP.</p> <p>In fact, I've just posted your 'Just don't dress as a policeman and shout "I've had your missus"' line on the subs board, crediting your good self. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21575 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:22:21 +0000 The All New Jeni B 21575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>*update*</p> <p>Anyone else looking at those farm buildings and thinking: ooh, double-height conversion, swimming pool... </blockquote><br /> Stunts, yes.<br /> Was actually thinking that it'd be ideal for holiday lets with a sideline in pony-trekking.<br /> Wonder if it's on the market... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21564 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:36:13 +0000 fun and games 21564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Right I am up with you now. Thanks for your help earlier. Much appreciated. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21558 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 17:45:54 +0000 QorbeQ 21558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A moat for the Moat ed? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21554 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 17:25:52 +0000 edward hack 21554@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>they need to fill that exclusion zone with water or they will never stop him </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21529 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:29:02 +0000 The All New Jeni B 21529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>From my very brief foray into the Cath Kidston catalogue, they'd have to set up camp in a flower bed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21528 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 15:17:03 +0000 Doctor Moptop 21528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And if, after their 'spree', they trotted off to The Heath to live rough - well, a fool and his Cath Kidston tent is soon parted. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21518 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:38:32 +0000 simonjmr 21518@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Southerners are still bigging up the Hungerford spat, living on past glories and all that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21517 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:37:54 +0000 The All New Jeni B 21517@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Doubt it. It's far more likely what was assumed to be a sawn-off shotgun and a brace of grenades, would actually be a couple of demi-baguettes and a clutch of pain au chocolat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21513 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:21:51 +0000 Doctor Moptop 21513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you think this trend of gun-crazed killers is a Northern Fad?</p> <p>Is it something you Southern Jessies might think of adopting? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21512 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:19:57 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 21512@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Reading about it all on a chat board is almost as exciting as listening to grass grow on BBC Radio 4. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21509 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:05:13 +0000 Doctor Moptop 21509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He's still 'at large' - but I suspect that's the steroids. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21504 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:39:27 +0000 thisisall1word 21504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...if only Doglass Hogg could still claim for it - he knows people who could clean up this sort of man. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21503 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:37:30 +0000 thisisall1word 21503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Northumberland Police have asked locals to remain vigilant as Raoul Moat remains at large in the North East.<br /> "We would advise anyone who sees Mr Moat that they should attempt to tackle him themselves. So far he has threatened police and we don't want to antagonise him further so we feel that a community, or lone vigilantee approach would work best in tackling this very dangerous man."</p> <p>etc... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7907#post-21498 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:18:21 +0000 allmyownstunts 21498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, okies. Thought buildings like that brought out everyones' inner Kevin McCloud. *sigh* Kevin McCloud...can inspect my snug any time etc etc...</p> <p>Back to the siege, I suppose... </p>