http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 16:36:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-24345 Sat, 24 Jul 2010 08:39:54 +0000 Mr.3374 24345@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you think that's cruel, your book next week is about dolphins and Japan. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-24101 Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:40:29 +0000 Quaz 24101@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things. " </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-24099 Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:53:42 +0000 arrghgarry 24099@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did you get the word change seal to coat ?<br /> seal<br /> club<br /> club<br /> coat </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-23569 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:33:17 +0000 jp1885 23569@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gove: "Children, this is what we call a 'book' - ask your parents." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-23564 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:14:35 +0000 Oxbridge 23564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"...and then I woke up and the Tory government was all a dream." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-23527 Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:44:38 +0000 Gary Stanton 23527@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Asbestos is only harmful if you breathe it in" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21436 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 09:27:13 +0000 andhrimnir 21436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"So, mister, is a coalition like when we all club together?" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21433 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 09:22:06 +0000 andhrimnir 21433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"If we ignore her and carry on reading I'm sure she'll go away" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21410 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 08:19:15 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 21410@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thought balloon, an aside: "....and the Taliban should be flying a passenger jet filled with singing nuns on their way to Lourdes and a cargo of frozen apple pies into the Chinese Embassy tower in Hong Kong, in about 21 seconds. They'll never pin it on me....snigger...." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21390 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 07:29:51 +0000 edward hack 21390@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah yes, this is Nick's favourite, uncle David has to read this one every night before turning the lights out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21387 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 07:20:24 +0000 wallster 21387@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Having banned the Hijab, some schools were being encouraged to rethink their policy of allowing children to wear Theo Paphitis hats. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21384 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 07:10:01 +0000 wallster 21384@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No Mr Gove, it says ARC-TIC, say it after me.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21377 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 06:23:08 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 21377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"..and the Seal grank a gottle of geer". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21376 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 06:20:39 +0000 Gary Stanton 21376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"The Seal, in this instance, is a metaphor for marxist economic theory" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21373 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:42:12 +0000 Mrblacker 21373@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gove - "and if you look closely, you can see the arterial sprays as the club hits home." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7869#post-21372 Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:32:02 +0000 edward hack 21372@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv171/edwardhack/_47977617_goveclassroom226.jpg"> </p>