http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=777 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 09:52:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=777#post-2055 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:50:09 +0000 Lord Lucan 2055@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following the furore over dog insurance in the quite extraordinary belief that it will lead to a safer society, The Spin Master General, Peter Mandyson, announced this morning that "in a veiled attempt to appeal to the Daily Mail reading, hysterical masses of our beloved middle England, the Cabinet will, forthwith, insure the Prime Minister." </p> <p>Mandy reassured the chosen media that, "whilst Gordon is normally a placid creature and has never man handled a soul, we have taken out a comprehensive insurance policy as a precaution. Should the PM unexpectedly change his genial characteristic traits and visciously maul a member of the public (or, indeed, a Cabinet colleague) the premium will pay handsome dividends." </p>