Forum » Topic: B&Q staff to train SAS troops on advanced counter-interrogation techniques http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7102 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 18:29:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php AdrianJ on "B&Q staff to train SAS troops on advanced counter-interrogation techniques" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7102#post-19029 Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:23:11 +0000 AdrianJ 19029@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Interrogator: "Tell me where your base is located?"<br /> Interrogatee: "Errr...dunno...sorry. See, I only work here on the weekends."<br /> Interrogator: "To which unit do you belong?"<br /> Interrogatee: "Have you tried looking in Bathroom Fittings?"<br /> Interrogator: "OK, we'll try your name, rank and number then?"<br /> Interrogatee: "If you'll just wait here for a few minutes, I'll go and find my Manageress - she might know."<br /> Interrogator: "Just answer the fucking question! Name, rank and number?"<br /> Interrogatee: "Great. Is there anything else I can help you with today?" </p>