http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 03:10:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863&page=2#post-70541 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 08:37:15 +0000 The All New Jeni B 70541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, that would be quite wrong Al.</p> <p>And it would lead to other people jumping on that bandwagon and carrying it on... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863&page=2#post-70529 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 05:38:29 +0000 Al OPecia 70529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Yeah, I remember this. Must remember not to bump it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-22353 Sun, 11 Jul 2010 01:04:54 +0000 arrghgarry 22353@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I never saw this" I was on a BA flight from Frankfurt to Heathrow a couple of days ago, and one of the flight attendants was called Lara Cox.</p> <p>True story! "<br /> I wonder if she was a scouser </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-22351 Sun, 11 Jul 2010 00:23:07 +0000 Golgo13 22351@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was on a BA flight from Frankfurt to Heathrow a couple of days ago, and one of the flight attendants was called Lara Cox. </p> <p>True story! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19317 Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:34:53 +0000 arrghgarry 19317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got your mail and I hit reply and i was sent to me ,did you get it as well . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19294 Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:48:15 +0000 Golgo13 19294@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@arrghgarry - Much as I love this opportunity to bump my Large Hard-on piece every 12 hours, I think if the NB editors haven't seized on it by now, they never gunna... so I'm going to reply on a PM to ya and leave the rest of the world guessing as to whether I took a local with me... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19247 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:29:35 +0000 arrghgarry 19247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So you managed to get out ,did you take a local with you . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19174 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 14:23:21 +0000 Golgo13 19174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was in Japan for 12 years, 1992 ~ 2004. Not an anime/manga fan but I like Golgo 13. He is perfect machine of snipe! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19143 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:54:23 +0000 arrghgarry 19143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>someone had mentioned the hood I had got that confused with the hooded claw and it went on from there ,are you an anime fan ? I do not know that one Golgo my kids do .Are you in or have been in Japan ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19107 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:16:12 +0000 Golgo13 19107@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@ Arrghgarry ドンマイ！Don't worry - I'm not the double-post police...I just was being a bit dim and wondering what the link was to the sub / thread...</p> <p>...I won't lie to you, I'm still wondering... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19070 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 00:13:04 +0000 arrghgarry 19070@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It refers to the baddie from the Thunderbirds called the Hood,did not realize I had posted twice sorry . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19056 Thu, 24 Jun 2010 22:34:09 +0000 Golgo13 19056@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@arrghgarry - ..what does your post refer to? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18710 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:22:31 +0000 arrghgarry 18710@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wooden you know it ,I do remember this s character with the eyebrows ,but the only name I can remember ( for a baddie )is Sailor Sam </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18707 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:12:02 +0000 arrghgarry 18707@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wooden you know it ,I do remember this s character with the eyebrows ,but the only name I can remember ( for a baddie )is sailor sam </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18639 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 05:43:21 +0000 sauce 18639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>California is an earthquake zone - could add something about the earth moving ...</p> <p>(The Stanford Linear Accelerator is a huge particle research fascility built stradling the main fault line in the Bay area. Crazy place to build it - but I suppose they grabbed the dosh to build it and weren't about to let it go elsewhere: power) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18619 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 22:34:57 +0000 The All New Jeni B 18619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah yes. Our Oxy. A chap who doesn't believe in blowing his own trumpet when a full brass band can do the trick.<br /> (Plus he's not so able to bend double these days.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18586 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:54:45 +0000 fun and games 18586@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxy as humble and understated as ever. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18576 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:32:04 +0000 Oxbridge 18576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just to prove great minds think alike, even when it comes to invented porn actresses' names, here's one I did in my very early days on NB, which was also at the time when the government seemed to be bailing out everyone. It didn't get used but I still quite like it so there:</p> <p>Government urged to bail out porn industry</p> <p>The British porn industry has called for the government to include it in the ongoing bail-out of cash-strapped industries. According to David Grayson, a spokesman for the British Adult Film Association (BAFA), many hard-working families are seeing their livelihoods at risk because the downturn has led to a 30% slump in DVD sales since 2007.</p> <p>“Some people think we just get two men, five women and a goat together and point a camera at them,” claimed Grayson. “However, for every performer, there are several others in related services who might also lose their job: lighting technicians, film editors, scriptwriters, dialogue coaches – OK, not dialogue coaches really, but you get my point.”</p> <p>Despite restrictive legislation, BAFA claims, the British porn industry is the largest in the world after the US and a major exporter to other European markets. In some niches, notably those involving 35-year old women dressed in school uniforms from the 1950s, Britain is a world market leader.</p> <p>“I can’t stress how badly we are suffering,” said Grayson. “The downturn has taken us all from behind. Trading conditions suck. Without immediate government help – hang on, I think this will work – the industry will be brought to its knees and most of the companies in it will go tits-up.”</p> <p>A treasury spokesman commented that the full list of industries that will be helped out by government-backed credit has yet to be fully finalised. “The porn industry?” he said. “Well, I don’t really think … oh, what the hell, in for a penny eh? How much are they asking for?”</p> <p>Added leading porn actress Jenna Foxx: “Uh uh uh, yes, YES, YES, fill my gaping coffers with your enormous subsidy, big boy.” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18515 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:39:05 +0000 Mr Target 18515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hits the spot...have some stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18415 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:39:02 +0000 Golgo13 18415@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br /> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18397 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:49:18 +0000 4ty2 18397@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you have to include a vuvuzela somehow. Surely it is the reminent of the higgs boson funnel. I guess the sound is drowning the big bang </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18392 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:15:40 +0000 arrghgarry 18392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I ask before the hardon collider reached its peak did It have a lot of help from semi conductors in the valley .Psalm 23 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18391 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:13:37 +0000 Golgo13 18391@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Edits made... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18376 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:55:16 +0000 Svendo 18376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Prof Stephen WhoreKing it is...</p> <p>I think you should also change it to say "...reveals more about the secrets of highly accelerated penetration or even double-penetration." especially given the context of it being a hardon collider. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18369 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:31:01 +0000 Golgo13 18369@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK, Stephen Whoreking anyone? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18361 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:20:06 +0000 Oxbridge 18361@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is Laura Coxxxx a Scouser by any chance?</p> <p>*Ba-doom TSH!*</p> <p>V nice indeed BTW. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18354 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:03:54 +0000 Golgo13 18354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brian Coxxx as well...Although I like the idea of the spokesperson being a woman, so I've changed it to Laura Coxxx... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18353 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:55:40 +0000 Svendo 18353@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Also would it be pushing it too far to include a Professor Stephen Porking, given the adult entertainment industries love of badly punned film and actor/actress names. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18352 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:53:59 +0000 Svendo 18352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>puns and innuendo are my forte. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18351 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:50:27 +0000 Golgo13 18351@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was looking for something like that...thanks! </p>