http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=677 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 01:10:15 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=677#post-1837 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:13:46 +0000 ED209 1837@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>MI5 today confirmed that all its senior officers live on a secret desert island without any contact with the outside world, in order to guard against leaks.</p> <p>'We realised after Philby that it was better if the senior people don't know anything about anything,' said a spokesman. 'We keep them locked up on a small island in the Caribbean and play white noise to them 24 hours a day. When they need to have a meeting, we wheel them out on trolleys and then yell into their ears for 4hrs, whilst they stand naked and drenched in front of an air-con unit on full blast.'</p> <p>Commentators on the policy said that it is 'highly effective', with ample evidence that the leaders of Britain's security services are unaware of all events after 1962. </p>