http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=622 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 06:22:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=622#post-1709 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:13:21 +0000 edward hack 1709@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More revenue raising legislation from our 'socialist' friends over at New Labour HQ - how long before the first little old lady with her one and only true friend gets dragged throught the courts while the chav with the pit bull pisses all over the law </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=622#post-1700 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:56:45 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 1700@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/09/funny_pictures_Ninja_Chihuahua.jpg"></p> <p>All dog owners will be legally obliged to insure their pets against the risk to others. Pictured here is a common Ninja variety, bred for it's nimbleness and speed. NewsBiscuit was quoted a premium of £4,576 per annum, which will cover legal defense costs, but not damages awarded against the Ninja-owner. The very small print in the contract contains a lien on all real property owned by the Ninja-owner, the purpose of which is to pay damages in the case where a legal defense against serious injuries sustained by the victim, is lost. </p>