http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 15:35:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1922 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:23:48 +0000 simonjmr 1922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Chelsy Davy - falls into the "Had" category </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1921 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:10:42 +0000 Zadok the second 1921@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Does this mean the end of the traditional Birthday Honours lists in the papers? </p> <p>Are they to be replaced with the names of 'babes', grouped according to the level of Would awarded (ie Would, Bloody Would Twice, Wouldn't, Wouldn't With Yours, etc) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1823 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:54:05 +0000 theumpire 1823@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As a local resident in that part of West Berks, I am more than aware that Chieveley is barely a hammer's throw from Upper Bucklebury, the home of the delicious Miss Middleton. And they don't come more upper than she! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1776 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:32:47 +0000 AdrianJ 1776@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Why do you know about that Travelodge?</blockquote></p> <p>In a rather Blackadder style, I am a master of disguise. Remember that afternoon of passion you shared with Sally the curvy Receptionist? Well... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1764 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:23:13 +0000 Oxbridge 1764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not that much of an honour, though? Harry 'would' anyone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1763 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:22:41 +0000 Oxbridge 1763@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The sound insulation there is legendary. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1760 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:20:44 +0000 antharrison 1760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why do you know about that Travelodge? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1689 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:01:27 +0000 AdrianJ 1689@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not too sure about brilliant, but thanks anyway. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1647 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:00:39 +0000 antharrison 1647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=606#post-1646 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:49:14 +0000 AdrianJ 1646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Winter Olympic gold medallist, Amy Williams, is to receive the first of what’s expected to be many honours, after Prince Harry awarded the shapely Bob Skeleton rider a royal “would” this morning.</p> <p>As a consequence of being the only Briton to medal at the Vancouver games last month, the 27-year-old from Bath has been widely tipped as a shoo-in for a Damehood in June, when the Queen's Birthday Honours List is announced. Some have even predicted that Miss Williams will lift the much coveted BBC Sports Personality of the Year for 2010. However, Prince Harry's bestowal of the royal "would" has come as a complete surprise to most pundits, primarily because the honour didn't actually exist until today.</p> <p>In a statement issued through Buckingham Palace today, the Prince stated that: "Miss Williams is to receive her award for services to Lycra clad babeliciousness, selflessly providing a welcome change to the usual lard-arsed Eastern European munters, and - in the face of an overwhelmingly dull winter sport – consistently managing to keep red blooded males up all night." The citation simply concludes with: "Amy Williams? I would!"</p> <p>In a break with tradition, rather than the Palace, Miss Williams is to receive her honour on Tuesday afternoon next week, during a private investiture ceremony to be held in the Travelodge Hotel, at the Chieveley Services, just off the M4 near Newbury. </p>