http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 01:10:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-17000 Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:00:05 +0000 PluckyMunky 17000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think the special prize should go to Mr Priest, for: "Tongue-tied man defends meaty neckware." </p> <p>"Meaty neckware" still makes me snortle. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16884 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:22:14 +0000 Scroat 16884@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glass gypsy seeks crystal balls </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16882 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:20:39 +0000 Scroat 16882@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cack-handed man's fingers smell revolting... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16875 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:03:03 +0000 curry muncher 16875@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cock-eyed woman welcome </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16873 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:59:00 +0000 curry muncher 16873@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bow-legged man seeks quiver. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16871 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:53:57 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 16871@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Po-faced man gets diarrhoea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16869 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:51:22 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 16869@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pigeon-toed man ruffles a few feathers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16868 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:49:06 +0000 curry muncher 16868@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16858 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:19:56 +0000 Scroat 16858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Toffee-nosed man attracts wasps.<br /> Man with feet of clay makes mess on carpet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16845 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:17:44 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 16845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man with Roman nose seeks archaeologist.<br /> Man with crooked smile pulls cork.<br /> Man with peeling skin has zest for life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16844 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:11:32 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 16844@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ramblesnake, I love the flared nostrils. </p> <p>Man with hooked nose, looking for fish. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16843 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 10:59:52 +0000 ramblesnake 16843@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man with flared nostrils has absolutely no fashion sense.</p> <p>Six foot man re-classified as insect. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16835 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 10:31:57 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 16835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man with a glint in his eye, looking for gold. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16812 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:49:13 +0000 Ostsee 16812@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man with chip on shoulder looking for fish. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16805 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:24:11 +0000 Zadok the second 16805@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tongue-tied man defends meaty neckware. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16693 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 14:30:50 +0000 QorbeQ 16693@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Red handed man caught painting garage door cerise. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16683 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 14:03:40 +0000 ramblesnake 16683@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man with cleft chin always have somewhere to rest chopsticks.<br /> (Ancient Chinese proverb) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16637 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:23:23 +0000 Ostsee 16637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Milk maid ice cream. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16636 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:22:01 +0000 Ostsee 16636@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Strawberry blonde gets cream all over. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16632 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:03:21 +0000 ramblesnake 16632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man with cauliflower ear wins first prize at East Ham flower and produce show.<br /> (The Beezer, Oct 1958) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16626 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 09:11:47 +0000 Zadok the second 16626@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Heavy-hearted man sinks to bottom of swimming pool. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16625 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 09:09:16 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 16625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sticky fingered child sprouts twigs and leaves. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16599 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 07:37:18 +0000 Ostsee 16599@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Man with rose-coloured spectacles breeds dandelions. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16597 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 07:29:37 +0000 Ostsee 16597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lead footed man takes up jogging. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16595 Thu, 10 Jun 2010 07:11:45 +0000 Zadok the second 16595@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Green fingered man lacks experience </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16543 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:31:10 +0000 ramblesnake 16543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Light fingered man turns himself on </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16541 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:53:43 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 16541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sausage fingered man grilled by police. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16540 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:52:14 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 16540@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Butter fingered man lays on quite a spread. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6045#post-16539 Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:29:41 +0000 PluckyMunky 16539@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p>