http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=600 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 05:39:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=600#post-1629 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:00:07 +0000 Scroat 1629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yo! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=600#post-1628 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:57:31 +0000 dominic_mcg 1628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hitler had his spyclists and now it seems that Osama bin Laden has been training Al Qaeda operatives to take caravanning holidays in the UK in readiness for invasion. So claims the former head of MI5 Sir Algernon Fflange-Trusset.<br /> He warns of grid-lock across the motorway network as foreign agents drive along at 30 miles per hour, stop in lay-bys to take tea and mend slow punctures, and weave all over the road thus preventing British drivers from reaching their destinations, bringing life as we know it to a total standstill.<br /> Intelligence from the Indian sub-continent suggests that chemical toilets of mass destruction could be emptied within 45 minutes of unhitching the car and unravelling the awning. Poisonous gas camping stoves are being stock piled it is claimed, and that showers in many campsites have already been found super-glued onto the "cold" setting.<br /> One suspected terrorist was found to have started a camp 2 miles outide of Brixham where it is said, militant islamists were learning the deadly art of swingball and were being trained how to fold cagoules back into their zipped pockets.<br /> A home office minister said that there was a real threat from the Al Qaeda tourists and that red flags would be flown on all Britain's beaches as a precaution. </p>