http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=586 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 08:10:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=586#post-1597 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:19:19 +0000 Scroat 1597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Armageddon tired of all this negativity.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=586#post-1593 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:34:27 +0000 Alex London 1593@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The long anticipated apocalypse has been deferred according to a new report issued by The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Their key assessment was concluded on the basis of a comprehensive cost-benefit analysis, that included all significant factors, vectors and second-order effects. A supporting statement has confirmed that "Death, War, Famine and Pestilence are all adequately covered by existing government policy, and there is little scope for further improvement through outsourcing to specialists. As such, we are unable to identify adequate returns from entering the UK market, at least in the short term." </p>