http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57572 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 09:41:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57572#post-166931 Sat, 09 Mar 2013 09:59:13 +0000 Squudge 166931@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I did a sub on the same theme but pulled it 'cos it was roundly ignored. Like your Nib effort though. Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57572#post-166927 Sat, 09 Mar 2013 09:08:56 +0000 roybland 166927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A shock report has revealed that some Oxford graduates don't understand English or simple arithmetic.</p> <p>The revelation comes after a man with an Eton and Oxford education failed to understand a passage in an Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) report even though it was patiently explained to him several times.</p> <p>'He just didn't get it,' said an OBR spokesman.'We were shocked to discover that an Oxford graduate could be so thick.'</p> <p>And recently the man's friend, who is also Oxford educated, announced he would 'focus 110% on the economy'.</p> <p>The UK Border Agency said both men probably need to sit the Life in the UK Test. </p>