http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57485 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:40:15 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57485#post-166627 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 15:17:53 +0000 Titus 166627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like the subtle punch-line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57485#post-166624 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:57:05 +0000 pbramwell 166624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After a two year investigation by the Ministry of Health, Dr Frank Smith M.D., presented the findings of the report into suicide realated deaths.</p> <p>"We have found that nearly 100% of the incidents have resulted in an earlier than predicted 'death-age' had that person not proceeded with the life ending action.</p> <p>We are looking into alternative methods of reducing the likelihood of deaths from this course of action, suggesting longer lengths of rope, air-vents in garage doors and blunt razor blades, but at this stage we are still chewing the fat." </p>