http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57481 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 07:30:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57481#post-166635 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 15:46:43 +0000 sigmund 166635@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>The last line is the best joke, you should turn that idea into a sub.<br /> </blockquote><br /> Feel free to help yourself, mate; I’m too busy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57481#post-166623 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:54:45 +0000 button 166623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The last line is the best joke, you should turn that idea into a sub. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57481#post-166620 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:41:56 +0000 Titus 166620@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good, but missed out the high chance of geting shot dead in Manchester. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57481#post-166615 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:26:01 +0000 sigmund 166615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Researchers caused jubilation and wild street-parties across the North today, when it was announced that out of every thirty premature deaths, only one was anything to do with eating a pie, bacon or a sausage.<br /> In Lancashire, where the average age at death is 37, premature death is regarded as ‘not quite 20' or 'just before the fifth child,’ whichever comes sooner.<br /> Professor Brian Ginster, of the food epidemiology department of the University of the Wirral, said, ‘up here, the chances of dying of a processed food related condition are actually vanishingly small. It’s the fags, booze, heroin, joy-riders and the sheer relentless misery of being Northern that causes most premature deaths. Eating the food may just be the only way out for some desperate individuals.”</p> <p>The health secretary is reported to be looking at ways of increasing the availability of Greggs sausage rolls for pensioners. </p>