http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57367 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 22:13:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57367#post-166311 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:57:36 +0000 Drylaw 166311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's amazing how his misdemeanours have been airbrushed and he has recovered the title of Britain's favourite role model!</p> <p>Great player, mind. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57367#post-166306 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:32:36 +0000 blacklesbian 166306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He only had 66 shags for Wales (and 4 for GB) which is quite pitiful really for a shagger of his quality. As I remember he invariably "wasn't feeling well" or "was staying in tonight" whenever called upon for international shagging. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57367#post-166304 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:24:50 +0000 dvo4fun 166304@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>and no mention of him being err ... how can I put this? </p> <p>Welsh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57367#post-166299 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:39:03 +0000 Titus 166299@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wasn't there a story here a while ago about a super-injunction being sought by some Manchester girl to spare her the humiliation of being revealed as the only girl who hadn't been shagged by some footballer? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57367#post-166283 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:18:59 +0000 beau-jolly 166283@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And his eyes are WAY to close together. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57367#post-166262 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 14:05:57 +0000 TheNewsWalrus 166262@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks.</p> <p>I wanted to include a gag about him being 'pulled off at half-time' but couldn't quite squeeze it in (oo err) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57367#post-166261 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 13:53:08 +0000 Sinnick 166261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Works very well as a ticker or NiB.</p> <p>Watch out for a super-injunction. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57367#post-166253 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 13:36:56 +0000 TheNewsWalrus 166253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There has been widespread acclaim from across the football world as Ryan Giggs is tonight expected to claim his 1000th sexual partner as a Manchester United player.</p> <p>The veteran winger, who has been terrorising both defences and marriages since his professional career began in 1990, has been named in Alex Ferguson’s first team squad for the visit to ‘Humpers’ night club in Manchester, which follows tonight’s otherwise inconsequential Champions League clash with Real Madrid.</p> <p>Visiting Madrid forward Christiano Ronaldo paid tribute to his former teammate at a press conference this morning:</p> <p>‘When I arrived at Man Utd as a shy eighteen year old I’d probably only slept with two or three hundred women. But on my first day at the club Ryan took me under his wing and showed me that yes, it is possible to be both a respected professional footballer and a devious, immoral sex reptile at the same time.’</p> <p>Manchester Utd manager Sir Alex Ferguson also paid tribute to the veteran midfielder:</p> <p>'Football is no stranger to gorgeous pouting love gods. Lee Sharpe, George Best, Peter Beardsley. But Ryan has surpassed them all. He is a fine example to any youngsters out there. He’s shown that despite having sticky out ears and weird conifer tree shaped chest hair, you can still become a remorseless shagger of anything in, or preferably out of a skirt.’ </p>