http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5731 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 02:12:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5731#post-15653 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:27:04 +0000 Mrblacker 15653@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Police in the United States are hunting for a porn star, after he used his weapon to kill a rival cocksmith.</p> <p>Stephen Hill is wanted after using his concealed weapon to stab fellow wangmeister Tom Dong at a production house in California.</p> <p>"We believe Mr Hill attacked Mr Dong in a row over lubricant usage. From what we understand, Dong had used the lube provided for a movie they were making together called 'The Man who Went up The Hill and Came On His Face' and they still hadn't finished the final scene." Sgt Dan Johnson from the LAPD told reporters.</p> <p>Witnesses say Mr Hill wasn't looking forward to the climax because of the lack of grease.</p> <p>Early forensic reports suggest Mr Dong was stabbed to death with a large blunt penish-shaped object, most probably a penis.</p> <p>"It's a real pain in the ass" the film's producer Roger DaBois said. "I've had to stop production, which is costing me dollars as I've got to find another couple of broke schmucks who'll go Hershey for cash."</p> <p>(Mrblacker copy, Madjez inspiration) </p>