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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses</title>
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			<title>Mik Bulk on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166701</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 22:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mik Bulk</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;&#60;em&#62; it gets worse, they have the sheer audacity to advertise the advert (during the advert)&#60;/em&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Fucked up, ain' it.
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			<title>Des Custard on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Des Custard</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;The vowel change from pure c*nt to pure c*nt is sublime.  I don't know much about cubism but I know what I like.
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			<title>sillybugger on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166637</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 15:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>sillybugger</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;'fraid I have to (unusually)agree with lens cap although the original post is still better than the advert.
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			<title>Golgo13 on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166484</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 18:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Golgo13</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Lens Cap. It is excellent. It is like cubist sentence construction. It's not quite right.
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			<title>bonjonelson on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166477</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I fear he went mental.
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			<title>LensCap on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166337</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 22:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>LensCap</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;&#34;Pedro Sanchez said: &#34;This is pure c*nt. What pure c*nt thought this up? I fu*king hate mobile phone adverts anyway, but now I'm so annoyed, I may go mental.&#34;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Does anybody really think this is &#60;em&#62;&#60;strong&#62;funny&#60;/strong&#62;&#60;/em&#62;?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Please post, maybe its me that is mental.
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			<title>Iscariot on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166334</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 21:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Iscariot</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Try the Findus version of the ad: &#60;a href=&#34;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9nIgREF7BU&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9nIgREF7BU&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>Squudge on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166316</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Squudge</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;@Bonj - it gets worse, they have the sheer audacity to advertise the advert (during the advert)&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;A well-directed rant at something more annoying than the Churchill dog and go-compare-operaman combined - sympathy stars
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			<title>Vertically Challenged Giant on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Vertically Challenged Giant</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;&#34;It is believed that it was written to appeal to simple people who can't see the true horror of the 21st Century.&#34;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Lovely line
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			<title>bonjonelson on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166094</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I don't even watch TV and haven't seen this, yet I'm also annoyed by it now because of this post. Well done!
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			<title>Yikes on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166077</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 09:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Yikes</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Jeez this is great!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Genius headline!
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			<title>Mik Bulk on "Shetland Pony Found to Suck Life Out Of Witnesses"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57301#post-166071</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 09:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mik Bulk</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;A CGI shetland pony has annoyed a great many people.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;The small horse appears in a television advert and &#34;dances&#34; around to a Fleetwood Mac record.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;The advert has driven many to rage.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Pedro Sanchez said: &#34;This is pure c*nt. What pure c*nt thought this up? I fu*king hate mobile phone adverts anyway, but now I'm so annoyed, I may go mental.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#34;You can just imagine the advertising c*nts who cooked this dogsh*t up, sitting there, gleefully rubbing their disgusting hands together in sheer joy at the giant heap of crap they have created.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#34;I am beside myself. When it comes on, I vomit on my television and then kick it out the window. I have always felt quite affectionate towards horses, but now I want to kill them.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#34;How dare these c*ntwits make me feel this way. Is the advertising community on a mission to turn everything on this planet into utter puke, sh*t and knob glue?&#34;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;The sh*t pretend horse appears on an advert for mobile network 3. It is believed that it was written to appeal to simple people who can't see the true horror of the 21st Century.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Tracey Stead said: &#34;It's like being kicked in the b*llocks by Hitler. A great record: ruined. A pleasant animal: sullied. I want these adverts banned and the advertising team responsible shot in front of their parents and friends.&#34;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;We texted 3 but they are yet to reply.
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