http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57299 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 09:14:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57299#post-166122 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:27:25 +0000 Dick Everyman 166122@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't know if this is just Australian folklore but there's supposed to be a bar in Sydney which has one of the Queen's turds preserved in a bottle of formaldehide on display as a Shit in an Bottle. </p> <p>Its provenance dates back to when the Royal yacht docked in Sydney harbour, don't know whether it would be worth anything nowadays, but to the right collector who knows. </p> <p>Oh, and nice Sub by the way! ;0) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57299#post-166076 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 09:42:05 +0000 Yikes 166076@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Super dopper!</p> <p>Great NiB but also great FP potential. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57299#post-166072 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 09:33:54 +0000 Stan Laurel 166072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The 'Royal Flush' range of porcelane? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57299#post-166070 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 09:30:49 +0000 rickwestwell 166070@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fantastic! Any way you can pad it out into an FP? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57299#post-166066 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 09:17:00 +0000 Gerontius 166066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wedgwood, the leading makers of Royal memorabilia say they will be rushing out a range of products to commemorate the Queen’s recent stay in hospital.<br /> The high quality merchandise will include such items as a plate with a picture of the Queen siting on a lavatory taking a shit, a pottery mug with a picture of the Queen barfing into a toilet bowl and a commemorative linen towel that comes already infected with its own norovirus.<br /> Royal Mail say they will also be commemorating the Queen’s recent bout of diaorhea with a range of stamps showing the monarch taking a shit on toilets throughout the Commonwealth during her long and illustrious reign.<br /> Makers of soft toilet tissue Andrex say they would also be interested in celebrating the Queen’s loose bowel movement and plans are already underway for a special edition toilet roll that comes with just one piece of tissue left on the roll
.<br /> Bottled water giants Perrier have welcomed the idea and will be introducing a sparkling bottled mineral water -the ‘Canute‘ - in memory of a previous monarch who had similar problems holding back the waters but also ended up with shitty effluent swirling all over his legs
<br /> A palace spokesthingy assured well-wishers that there was nothing much wrong with the Queen and the unnecessary spending of tens of thousands of tax payers money was just a precaution.<br /> <img src="http://i816.photobucket.com/albums/zz87/Dream-of-Gerontius/19FCC033-9543-4C33-9AD4C14E5E7B19D7.jpg"> </p>