http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 00:56:28 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166784 Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:42:59 +0000 Anonymous 166784@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is getting beyond a joke. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166783 Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:41:17 +0000 Anonymous 166783@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can't bear people who aren't original. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166781 Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:36:17 +0000 fink 166781@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>'As any fule kno' comes from the Molesworth books</blockquote></p> <p>I bet you're really annoyed that Private Eye had the same idea of using that line - I'd have a word with them if I were you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166755 Fri, 08 Mar 2013 10:49:57 +0000 Oxbridge 166755@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'As any fule kno' comes from the Molesworth books and is deliberately mis-spelled, as any fule kno.</p> <p>Oh sod it, I just did it again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166610 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:07:08 +0000 charlies_hat 166610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They have shiny finish paint on monuments dedicated to Martyrs called "Arabic Loss".</p> <p>(Not sure this even deserves a trombone noise). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166601 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 13:38:55 +0000 Anonymous 166601@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And, of course, the impossibility of praying on the walls due to the effects of gravity means the prayer mat/prayer matt comparison is a little tedious. This would only work, you Grundian reading fule, if Dulux paint was used to paint the floor in mosques but we all know the they are predominantly carpeted places of worship making this whole joke redundant.</p> <p> What are your thoughts AReader? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166566 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:47:50 +0000 fink 166566@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just went on the Spoof, and there's a whole post about AkzoNobel's acquisition of ICI, further diversifying their reach into the fields of decorative paints, performance coatings and speciality chemicals.</p> <p>No jokes, of course, but BY GOD they got their facts right.</p> <p>We should think on... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166563 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:40:19 +0000 button 166563@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah Perks, you idiot hole. I think you should receive a 6 week ban and a hefty fine for your factual incorrectness. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166562 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:39:01 +0000 fink 166562@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Dulux is a brand name of AkzoNobel as any fule kno</blockquote></p> <p>Surely "as any fool knows"? - Ed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166560 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:38:26 +0000 fink 166560@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Certainly ruined the joke for me, Perks - please try harder. </p> <p>Perhaps if you subscribed to some relevant trade magazines before making a specialist post you wouldn't have made such an elementary howler? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166550 Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:11:09 +0000 Perks 166550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Tsh, Dulux is a brand name of AkzoNobel as any fule kno, so it can't actually launch anything."</p> <p> Your absolutely right. How could I have been so stupid. Is there anyway to remove this factually incorrect post? I'm such a fule, whatever one of them is </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166146 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:25:17 +0000 Dick Everyman 166146@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More in the Dulux range....</p> <p>Nun Black<br /> Cardinal's Blush<br /> Chorister's Cherry<br /> Organ Pink<br /> Pulpit Brimstone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166144 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:10:48 +0000 Oxbridge 166144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shurely 'Peace'? - Ed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166044 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:49:00 +0000 Tess Goes 166044@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Demographics starting to show a pattern according to government research.<br /> "Can't get rid of smear" Claims Right Wing Politician when collecting Nobel Piece Prize. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-166032 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:12:56 +0000 Oxbridge 166032@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tsh, Dulux is a brand name of AkzoNobel as any fule kno, so it can't actually launch anything. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-165964 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 18:15:22 +0000 sigmund 165964@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good to see you keeping your hand in, unlike the Saudi pickpocket. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-165959 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 17:50:51 +0000 dvo4fun 165959@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Right down there with some of your best tickers Perks. Stars for cheek alone (but I did smirk as well) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-165937 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 13:48:28 +0000 Squudge 165937@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>.</p> <p>..it is catching, I have lost faith in my idea.</p> <p>am now overcome with emulsion. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-165935 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 13:43:51 +0000 Gerontius 165935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bomb undercoat </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-165920 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 11:46:07 +0000 ginty 165920@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That lifted my white spirits.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57253#post-165895 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 01:14:19 +0000 Perks 165895@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am running out of ideas :( </p>