http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57233 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 11:47:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57233#post-165900 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 02:55:03 +0000 WatcherMark 165900@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have to admit, my finger hovered about the mouse button to submit as I considered if this was a little <em>too</em> bad taste...</p> <p>Also, I did think of another line to enter onto the end but by then they'd been a reply so I couldn't edit it:</p> <p><blockquote>Humourless TV Presenter and professional oaf Eamonn Holmes has also contributed to the campaign, designing a shirt reading 'You should have got a taxi, so you should'.</blockquote> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57233#post-165897 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 01:32:04 +0000 rickwestwell 165897@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Needs more gags. </p> <p>Reminds me of the sub I could never being myself to post, on the lines of "Rape alarm voted most uncomfortable way of waking up". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57233#post-165867 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:43:29 +0000 Yikes 165867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, deplorably wrong. </p> <p>But some involuntary laughs escaped. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57233#post-165834 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 17:49:35 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 165834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Completely and utterly wrong, but I still quite like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57233#post-165818 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 15:37:04 +0000 AReader 165818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Should be big sellers in South Africa </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57233#post-165800 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:55:22 +0000 WatcherMark 165800@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After the recent controversy over the sale of t-shirts bearing the slogan 'Keep Calm and Rape Often', online retailer Amazon have shocked and disgusted many by revealing that his is only a taster of their new line of merchandise targeted at rapists.</p> <p><em>"The rapist community is a largely untapped market, and we're simply attempting to provide to them"</em> an Amazon spokesman stated in response to the uproar. <em>"For years these people, who have simply a made a different lifestyle choice to those who like to make love to willing partners, have been ostracized. Through this, we'll hopefully be able to help them integrate into the community at large."</em></p> <p>Among the items for sale will be sweatshirts and caps with the phrases 'Rapist and Proud', 'Look out behind you' and 'Are you single? Doesn't bother me!' as well as books giving wannabes tips on how to get their start in the rapist world. </p> <p>One rapist, who refused to be named, has stated his happiness at the new line. <em>"For years, whenever I've been going out to have a few drinks and maybe rape someone I've felt like I've had nothing to wear. Now I'm going to have a completely new wardrobe. You have no idea how happy I am, and I'm certainly looking to celebrate tonight. Maybe with a woman, possibly one walking home alone."</em></p> <p>Amazingly, this news has also been welcomed by non-rape groups. One woman commented <em>"At first I thought like everyone else that these t-shirts were despicable, but last night I was walking home from a nightclub alone after an argument with my boyfriend and saw this guy walking towards me. Normally I'd have walked past, but he had a t-shirt reading "Looking for Rape" so instead I ducked into a pub. If I hadn't done that, then the poor woman he got in choke hold and dragged into the bushes could have been me"</em> </p>