http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57230 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 13:49:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57230#post-165801 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:55:44 +0000 Squudge 165801@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You could dump the bit about net curtains and have it descending into 'copy cat' political stunts. Milliband gets in on the act and is openly mocked as 'posher than any tory' for using a knife and fork when eating pussy. On the Andrew Marr show. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57230#post-165797 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:11:32 +0000 sillybugger 165797@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The second para made me laugh out loud...add the picture to this one and its a winner in my book. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57230#post-165785 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 11:55:08 +0000 nickb 165785@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It started with an innocent remark. David Cameron, keen to demonstrate political toughness in the wake of the Tory defeat in Eastleigh, threatened to “hurt a kitten.” Later he told reporters he was going to “take a nest of tables back to John Lewis and demand his money back” – another bid to demonstrate that the Tories mean business, and are mean.</p> <p>Later, Nigel Farage belittled Mr Cameron’s kitten-hurting agenda by eating a kitten whole on Channel 5 news, causing Matt Barbette to stop smiling for the first time since he left BBC London. “That’s what UKIP will do to the deficit,” said an unrepentant Farage. “No pussy footing around. In fact, no pussy. Gone. As the deficit will be if you vote UKIP. Next, I will eat the kind of immigrant likely to claim UK benefits and rob a bank. Then I will polish off another kitten.”</p> <p>Now, kittens around Britain say they are “scared and confused” at this unlikely turn in politics. Greetings card manufacturers in particular have expressed concern, while Youtube said there may be a backlog of “a new kind of kitten video” awaiting vetting. And a John Lewis spokesman said a decrease in net migration could mean a shortage in home decorating supplies. “It could be curtains for net curtains” said a spokesperson. </p>