http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 15:18:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166338 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 22:08:02 +0000 Ironduke 166338@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.poundland.co.uk/images/591/original/bounty.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.poundland.co.uk/product-range/a-z/bounty/&amp;h=500&amp;w=500&amp;sz=30&amp;tbnid=_e5jwa7XOUEIuM:&amp;tbnh=112&amp;tbnw=112&amp;prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbounty%2Bbar%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&amp;zoom=1&amp;q=bounty+bar&amp;usg=___6G22Os0sgv7QTcS1gs5KyB7eyM=&amp;docid=IM2J4j2yUNXFSM&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=DF42UYa0K8jZPP3IgcgI&amp;ved=0CDgQ9QEwAQ&amp;dur=773">Easy: you've just got to use the right bait...</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166295 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:25:43 +0000 sigmund 166295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Here’s 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<p>Go on, chip him! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166293 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:06:58 +0000 beau-jolly 166293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do stray dog badgers spread norovirus or have we strayed off subject? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166292 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:03:07 +0000 Titus 166292@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I used to keep getting aggressive letters from the DLA threatening me with prosecution for not having a dog. Weren't there dog detector vans in those days as well?<br /> There might even have been some politician who claimed that the dog was his wife's when it was photographed running wild. Or perhaps I made that up: even a politician wouldn't stoop to that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166288 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:49:47 +0000 Not Amused 166288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I always had to walk my dog with someone else as I only had a provisional. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166286 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:35:42 +0000 Scroat 166286@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah the good old days of dog licences.</p> <p>And if it was a black and white dog it was cheaper. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166280 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:04:04 +0000 beau-jolly 166280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just reminded me of a Jimmy Carr put down; "OK we'll swop jobs. You tell the jokes and I'll suck sailor's cocks". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166189 Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:35:03 +0000 dvo4fun 166189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>anybody got a spare tin hat? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166183 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:26:21 +0000 Ironduke 166183@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Typical vet salary levels actually less than half dentists and doctors, despite similar training and superior grades.</p> <p>Don't know what you do for a living True, other than the obvious, but I suspect if someone told you that you had to be an asshole for free then you'd rankle too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166176 Mon, 04 Mar 2013 21:15:01 +0000 Truebisciut 166176@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ironduke, i take it you are a vet?</p> <p>in practice i can guarantee you will get nowhere near 2,000 dogs.</p> <p>vets are ridiculously wealthy these days thanks to people's obsession with their pets and the cost of services that aren't covered by NHS (for obvious reasons).</p> <p>give some of it back to society you tight arsed git. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166025 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 22:46:31 +0000 Ironduke 166025@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That would be inhumane, Squudge. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166012 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:22:26 +0000 Squudge 166012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>orally administered </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-166010 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:11:59 +0000 Ironduke 166010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.mccain.co.uk/mccain-products/real-chips-real-quick/straight-cut-micro-chips/">Got the free chips- anyone help how you get them implanted?</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165916 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 10:44:08 +0000 Gerontius 165916@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think Dvo's idea of micro-chipping your dinner table is a great idea.<br /> Although I've never actually been bitten by a dinner table myself I'm sure many NB contributors have a tale to tell.<br /> I blame the irresponsible dinner-table owners.<br /> I got my table from the rescue centre. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165913 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 09:52:31 +0000 Sinnick 165913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The last thing you want is a grumpy dog with a chip on his shoulder. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165869 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:49:40 +0000 Ironduke 165869@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stray dogs scanned, details sourced, owners contacted, bill for collection; owner not collect, stray unwanted, put down. Possibly role for rehoming centres, if they wish to intervene, and are not flaunting their funds in other directions.</p> <p>thats how I see it. As to 'policing' it, maybe coppers will have scanners but the very last thing they want on their beat is a dog they don't know that they've impounded. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165858 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 20:22:48 +0000 The All New Jeni B 165858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Kind of agree with the idea of a 'Pet Test', but that's as likely as a 'Parent Test' which is equally needed.</p> <p>I loathe the idea of animals with no chip being euthanised, and really don't think that strays are as much as a problem as they were say, in the 70s where many neighbourhoods had any number of strays who were scavenging food and carriers of some nasty things.</p> <p>If the Govt hope that by implementing this programme they're going to solve the problem of dangerous dogs, then they are barking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165836 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:22:09 +0000 dvo4fun 165836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Free chipping? How the * does that work? Can I get a free car MOT or have my table french polished for nowt?</p> <p>I seem to remember that at one time the UK had Dog Licences, which always semmed to me to be a good idea though never sure why. I understand that in USA stray mutts get hauled off and after a suitable period of time (say 20 mins) they get euthanased [is that a word?]</p> <p>I think that prospective owners should be required to take a Pet Test </p> <p>Well that enough of this stream of drivel </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165835 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:07:52 +0000 Ironduke 165835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Problem people get / make problem dogs.</p> <p>The thrust of compulsory microchipping is that it means no 'stray' dogs- every dog has someone responsible for it. Currently, the government (through dog wardens) have responsibility for stray dogs.</p> <p>But if a dog has no chip...who's is it to punish? Solution may actually end up that unchipped dogs are euthanased, no questions- ie. if you love your pet, you'll get it chipped. If it ain't chipped, no-one loved it, won't be missed.</p> <p>Can't see much to cheer about. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165831 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 17:39:30 +0000 The All New Jeni B 165831@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, my point was that chipping is unworkable. The sort who won't chip, are the sort who would be unlikely to visit the vet anyway. </p> <p>Don't know what the answer is, but it's rarely the dog who's the problem. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165827 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 16:55:54 +0000 Ironduke 165827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr B obviously selflessly saving himself and playing the 'for the good of the family' card. In 'Sink the Bismarck' they ordered one of the manned turrets to be flooded for the good of the ship. Same principle.</p> <p>All dogs microchipped? Nice idea. No thought whatsoever to who polices/enforces it though. I bet next thing will be vets have to scan every dog presented every time, and check database, and presumably then arrest the owner if unchipped? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165810 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 14:31:34 +0000 beau-jolly 165810@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you get some level of immunity after having norovirus once. As luck would have it I had a medical lady staying with me at the time. She certainly appeared to be immune, thank God. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165804 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 14:21:16 +0000 The All New Jeni B 165804@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Id, agree about the microchipping. Our dogs have always been chipped, and I'm happy to pay for it, but don't think it's so much the dogs who are the problem but some owners.</p> <p>Perhaps they should implant corresponding chips into the owners, so that neglected, abused and abandoned animals can be traced back?</p> <p>Re Norovirus, only had it once, when the YM was 18mths old and we had it at the same time.<br /> Lost over a stone in two days, thought I was dying, yet still had to tend to an ill YM since Mr B thoughtfully bailed out and stayed with his folks until we were better.</p> <p>Utter, utter bastard.</p> <p>I'm more prone to Gastro-enteritis, getting it at least once a year. I'm sticking with it, since it now has a Royal Warrant. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165792 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:45:51 +0000 beau-jolly 165792@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://25tolife.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cat-found-poster.jpg"><br /> Not original but made me laarf!</p> <p>Re Norovirus: I had it a few years back. My daughter was just recovering so it was quite interesting as I could ask her what was going to happen to me next. Complete system purge, rapid weight loss but back on your feet within 4 days.<br /> My best mate was in hospital after a heart attack at the time so I didn't have to visit him every bloody night. Result! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165790 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:23:12 +0000 Ironduke 165790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wholly ambivalent to Badgers Dvo. On the one hand, they are quite pretty. On the other hand, they have a fair set of nashers on them and an attitude to match. Very occasionally the well meaning public / RSPCA bring one in, for us to stand round saying 'Ooh, he looks rather cross, doesn't he?'</p> <p>What I am far more agitated about is the initiative to have all dogs microcipped, achieved by getting vets to do it for free. Rough estimates 6million dogs. c. 3,000 vet practices. I make that 2,000 free consultations per practice- or half a whole vet's work for a year. Free. Not happy...! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165776 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 10:21:37 +0000 dvo4fun 165776@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I just assumed you were out culling badgers id </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165711 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 23:52:25 +0000 Squudge 165711@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ooooh... &lt;insensitive toptips #101&gt;</p> <p>try putting clingfilm over your keyboard, until you are feeling more predictable </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57196#post-165685 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 21:58:59 +0000 Ironduke 165685@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>sometimes you've just got to sit down and applaud such a magnificently potent illness.</p> <p>You may not like what it does, but you have to say, it does it very well.</p> <p>Now, excuse me one moment... </p>