http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 11:13:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165794 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:56:40 +0000 Titus 165794@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nah. It would just degenerate into "During the present government's period of office, kitten killing, in real terms, seasonally adjusted, calcukated on a year-by-year basis, has declined by nearly 11%. My party will establish a target of increasing kitten killing each year by inflation plus 12% ..." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165793 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:53:39 +0000 Truebiscuit 165793@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I suppose the only problem is, if this is run it makes JoF look like a bitter loser. </p> <p>If the Tories were routed, Labour were pinned to the beach, smeared in jam and fed to the carnivorous crabs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165788 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 12:18:40 +0000 nickb 165788@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>see new one. My heart goes out to kittens nationwide </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165782 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 11:26:48 +0000 Al OPecia 165782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hurting Theesa May's kitten shoes? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165780 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 10:43:04 +0000 sigmund 165780@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This could escalate into a political arms race, with labour promising ‘a dead kitten for every hard working family’ and the tories defending bankers’ bonus kittens on the basis that, ‘we can’t afford to lose our best kitten stranglers to other countries.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165777 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 10:24:05 +0000 dvo4fun 165777@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think penultimate para has the stronger puinchline. Last 2 paras could be switched perhaps. Just a thought. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165772 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 09:44:20 +0000 rickwestwell 165772@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's been an outbreak of agreement lately - I agree with vcg that the headline and first para are brilliant, then it seems to go in the wrong direction. Or could just be cut down to an excellent nib. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165765 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 09:13:40 +0000 sponge finger 165765@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>poor puss </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165729 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 01:23:07 +0000 Squudge 165729@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That kitten reminds me of Cleggy - just a bit </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165726 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 00:56:37 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 165726@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant headline, brilliant picture, brilliant first paragraph, brilliant idea. Tails off a bit though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165713 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 00:03:09 +0000 Squudge 165713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>*deep sigh*<br /> <img src="http://assets4.pinimg.com/upload/87116574014351313_ZHpwZAzt.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165710 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 23:51:56 +0000 sillybugger 165710@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stars! I like the idea of "and"... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165669 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 21:02:11 +0000 Yikes 165669@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very nice ... couple of paras more and could be an FP to go with the great pic!</p> <p>And agree pic should be "and" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165667 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:50:09 +0000 nickb 165667@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That was quick. But I would delete "Or" and insert "and" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165665 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:44:30 +0000 Squudge 165665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://assets4.pinimg.com/upload/87116574014350181_KHO6WY1t.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57190#post-165662 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:40:35 +0000 nickb 165662@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Claims that David Cameron’s brand of conservatism isn’t tough enough have led to the Tory leader threatening to “hurt a kitten” to demonstrate his commitment to old style Tory values. Sources close to the Prime Minister said the defenceless little pet would be hurt to demonstrate Mr Cameron’s unswervingly tough commitment to bringing down the deficit. Mr Cameron is also expected to hint at casual xenophobia, with some withering remarks about Tasmanians planned. He is also tipped to “sneer at some girls” on Monday.</p> <p>Friends of Mr Cameron said the Old Etonian had experienced expensive and mindless violence at school, and developed quite a taste for it. But on joining the staff of Carlton Television, where he performed the role of “helper” on It’ll be All Right on the Night, he had to tone down his natural thuggish tendencies because “they were frightening Denis Norden.”</p> <p> “Now the gloves are off” said a Tory source. “ Which is OK because the weather is just starting to warm up. The vests may stay for another few weeks.” </p>