http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57162 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 21:57:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57162#post-165628 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 18:19:01 +0000 Lens Cap 165628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And I note shaggy gave you sympathy, but no feedback or rating </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57162#post-165627 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 18:18:19 +0000 Lens Cap 165627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sometimes, even the best writers on here have pieces that sink to page 2. Take that as a hint. But you invite people to take the piss if you react to no comments the way you did. </p> <p> Sometimes things aren't as funny as the author thinks. If it was good people would have commented. It's quite simple </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57162#post-165619 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:10:40 +0000 shaggy 165619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What did I say? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57162#post-165617 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:08:58 +0000 Bob 165617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well LC, in one para, you prove my point...underhandedness, bitchyness, arse kissing.</p> <p>I'm off to the PMT forum - they're so much more chilled out over there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57162#post-165615 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:06:36 +0000 shaggy 165615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Slante Dangle - that's what keeps us going.</p> <p>Don't worry about TrueBiscuit, he's just the mad old fucker who smells and sits in the corner raving - you know like Father Jack. After a while you miss it when he doesn't reply. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57162#post-165614 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:55:39 +0000 Lens Cap 165614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep. Brilliant, super, the funniest thing I have seen on here today.<br /> What do you do for a living? Maybe you should look at comedy as a full time career. Start small with the hilarious bits on here then maybe start a blog. It won't be long before you have 8 million unique hits a day. Sell some advertising so you can afford to concentrate on a sitcom, and a sniff of cocaine. This sitcom will be the best sitcom ever, with the BBC, ITV and Watch all fighting for the rights. Right that's the sitcom now you can write a brilliantly funny film, and a bit more Cocaine with a touch of heroin. With you unquestionable talent it won't be long before Hollywood is praising you superb film, which of course you stared in and directed, all whilst upping you Heroin intake, well fuck it, you are the comedy king. You'll be on top of the world, despite those close to you warning about your now excessive drug use, and that alcohol problem creeping up on you. OK so you've not sold anything for a year, fuck 'em. Your still fucking hilarious, but why can't they see it? You ask yourself from the whiskey and cocaine fuelled warmth of the park bench. Your family may have disowned you but they'll see who is the funniest little funny bones, just as soon as you break through again. You will write the next big think just after the next come down. And then silence, just your funny thoughts and the sound of canned laughter in your head</p> <p> Thinking about it, you're so great, probably best you retire now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57162#post-165610 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:33:39 +0000 Bob 165610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha ha! that was definitely somewhere on the scale of funny, Slante.</p> <p>Really, SD? You're so kind.</p> <p>Not at all Slante, I thought someone should give their view before this nag galloped off page 1.</p> <p>Awww, it's such a pleasant community round here - not a single sign of underhandedness, bitchyness or arse kissing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57162#post-165555 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 11:17:36 +0000 Bob 165555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It’s been a frantic 24 hours. First, the ironic twist of fate when French horse burgers were found to contain 20% of that great British food, the turkey twizzler.</p> <p>Confusion then reigned after it was found the turkey twizzlers contained up to 100% bleached horse meat.</p> <p>The hapless and clearly confused French Food minister surmised, “these burgers are 100% horsemeat with a further 20% horsemeat”. </p> <p>Local retailers jumped on the bandwagon, promoting the burgers as ‘20% extra free’. The easily baffled French public are buying up as much as they can before the offer ends. </p> <p>Bernard Matthews are now planning to launch a new variation of their turkey twizzlers, ‘Donkey Twizzlers’ – currently being tested for traces of Labrador. </p>