http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 05:44:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15781 Sun, 06 Jun 2010 11:34:13 +0000 QorbeQ 15781@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wasn't angling for sympathy about the yanking of the upper-nads Mary (hopefully not in the same style as the recently-jailed female testical jerker) -- that went swimmingly, as far as surgery goes.</p> <p>I was merely jealous of your good fortune (or hard work) in having a Mediterranean holiday. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15770 Sun, 06 Jun 2010 10:47:17 +0000 jp1885 15770@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>All good thanks Maz - we've had a bit of sun, the odd BBQ and the (very) occasional beer (I've been on call), so life doesn't get very much better. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15630 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 13:01:59 +0000 Mary Evans 15630@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How insulting. Spaniels everywhere will be very hurt JP... Hope all well chez 1885 xx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15627 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:51:25 +0000 jp1885 15627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome back Mazzer - glad to read you and your spaniel's ears are doing well! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15622 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:47:11 +0000 Mary Evans 15622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What was she expecting, Aunty? I hope she delivered a smack on the gob for such cheek, you scamp. Mr Mary refers to me as his 'Five Hump Wump', in honour of a curiously bumpy camel-like creature in one of our son's favourite Dr Seuss books. Although should he continue, that'll be several humps more than he can expect once I've calved down. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15621 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:44:12 +0000 Mary Evans 15621@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey girlies, Scroat, QorbeQ. Glad to find the place much as I left it - one worries so when abroad that someone hasn't fed the gimp or we forgot to cancel the regular Ann Summers order. And I must just have that flounce if you're offering, thanks Jen. Midwife appointment Monday Sauce, so I'm sure I'll have plenty of Rikkor fodder by the time she's had a poke about. </p> <p>Oh dear, QorbeQ - I hope the removal of your throat testicles wasn't too trying. Although sympathy is rather limited, old bean. I bet you got a general anaesthetic and some time off work, which is more than I'm going to get when my own unsightly protrusion is removed a few weeks hence. And I'm not referring to my bosoms on this occasion, although Lord knows surgery is their only hope. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15619 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:40:33 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 15619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's what I called my wife when she was expecting. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15618 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:39:45 +0000 MrChigleysAunt 15618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gravid sow </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15613 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:19:26 +0000 QorbeQ 15613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely you're not in need of such a drastic breast pump Mrs E, or are you already lactating so profusely (pre-natally) that critical pressure has been reached and it's the only way of gaining any relief?</p> <p>Welcome back by the way. I truly hope your foreign sojourn was as enjoyable as a tonsillectomy and the world of work that some of us have had the pleasure of, you spawny lady you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15610 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:06:00 +0000 allmyownstunts 15610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>May-reee! Welcome home xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15607 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 10:52:40 +0000 sauce 15607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>(((( Mary )))) </p> <p>HUGE - but safely cyber distant - hugs on your return. NB just isn't the same without you. Need a few more graphic mentions of infant excretions and impending childbirth delights to keep Rikkor nauseous.</p> <p>But don't mention tits - the rabble on here will be milking them for all they're worth.</p> <p>(Yeah ... I know ... ) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15606 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 10:51:44 +0000 The All New Jeni B 15606@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice to see you returned to us Vince. I hope you found time to relax on your Maltese break. It's certainly not very relaxing around here at the moment. In fact, you may even be in time to have a flounce. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15603 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 10:43:22 +0000 Scroat 15603@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome back Mary. Things have changed while you have been away. We're now very polite to each other and politically correct in our humour.</p> <p>Are we fuck. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5715#post-15600 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 10:37:45 +0000 Mary Evans 15600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello kids. Am back in the world of wi-fi, how are you all? I am lately returned from the Med, still faintly scented with the fresh Maltese sea water the double projectile vomit Master Mary managed on the flight home last night. How we laughed. </p> <p>But I hope everyone is just super - having no fixed place of work, I'm feeling rather left out of the World Cup pointless sweepstakes and other such joys. Do you think we could manage one on NB? Not that I'm allowed to watch any of it. Mr Mary has banned me from watching the games on medical grounds, as I tend to get rather excitable and unlock my inner racist, homophobic xenophobe as I blithely yell at 'Fucking Cheating Diving Argie Poofs' and the such like. Doesn't go down well when you're watching at the kids' nursery. </p>