http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 16:43:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165883 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:37:53 +0000 Dick Everyman 165883@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one Mr B ;0) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165881 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:31:39 +0000 Squudge 165881@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Smartie</strong> pants </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165875 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 22:43:35 +0000 Yikes 165875@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cripes, that last post has given me a sugar craving!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165874 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 22:30:08 +0000 irreverendJ 165874@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ground control at NASA is in complete chaos today as news emerged that the first couple selected to go on the mission to <strong>Mars</strong> have in fact returned with a <strong>Crunchie</strong>.<br /> It was hoped that the Aerodynamic design of this <strong>Double Decker</strong> would reduce the cosmic <strong>Ripple</strong> effect and for a <strong>Moment</strong> is was touch and go <strong>Twix</strong> way events would turn out. Despite being issued with the latest state of the art <strong>Kit (Kat)</strong> and health bulletins that travel to distant parts of the <strong>Galaxy</strong> might cause the skin to <strong>Flake</strong>, repeated warnings to “apply some protective <strong>Jelly baby”</strong> were ignored. As a result a severe case of <strong>Wine gums</strong> soon developed. There will no doubt be a <strong>Bounty</strong> for anyone able to provide NASA with further information regarding this cosmic <strong>Fudge</strong> up out in the <strong>Milky Way</strong>, but sources have yet to confirm or deny if <strong>Flying Saucers</strong> were involved.<br /> Before lift off the choice of the couple from Leeds, both of them <strong>Yorkies</strong>, born and bred in the white <strong>Roses</strong> county had been a <strong>Topic</strong> of discussion. Some raised doubts quietly, almost in a <strong>Wisper</strong>, whilst others simply <strong>Snickered</strong> amongst themselves “I guess it takes <strong>Allsorts</strong>”<br /> “Oh I told her before she went”, remarked the Father of one of the crew, “<strong>E’ Claire,</strong> I said, “ make sure you look after our <strong>Terry’s Orange</strong> as it’ll be no <strong>Picnic</strong> out there. But I fear she <strong>Lindt</strong> too far over outside her comfort zone during this <strong>Marathon</strong> journey. No matter she’s still number <strong>Uno</strong> in my eyes.<br /> Splash down occurred just off Istanbul, which provided a little <strong>Turkish Delight</strong>, and hopefully a <strong>Boost</strong> to their economy. The expected parade up and down <strong>Quality Street</strong> for these two <strong>Heroes</strong> has been cancelled due to high levels of yeast in their bloodstreams. Doctors have prescribed a course of <strong>Malt-easers</strong> to reduce symptoms. B’ah <strong>Humbug</strong>! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165873 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 22:21:42 +0000 Golgo13 165873@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I imagined a bloke in a silver foil suit going down the shops for ten fags, asking his flatmates if they wanted anything...like in that Goldie Lookin Chain video. Half Man Half Machine. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165861 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:12:04 +0000 Titus 165861@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Man has to endure snickers after failure of Mars mission" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165816 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 15:34:12 +0000 Paddy Berzinski 165816@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stop it! No, don't! Stars and stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165814 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 14:52:12 +0000 button 165814@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 magic stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165809 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 14:30:50 +0000 AReader 165809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sitting in the library giggling like an idiot at the headline. How very sad. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165645 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:12:36 +0000 nickb 165645@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Some chocolate bars funnier than others. Man sent on Mars mission comes back with Curlie Wurlie? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165626 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:56:57 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 165626@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Silly, funny and made me laugh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165623 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 17:31:07 +0000 shaggy 165623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't leave this alone. I'd go for '..was flattened by Double Decker' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57110#post-165409 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 18:10:17 +0000 nickb 165409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p>