http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57051 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 16:09:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57051#post-165233 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 19:42:13 +0000 Reg Herring 165233@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Pope spoke of difficult times today as a new survey revealed exactly what the public think about the Pope and Roman Catholicism, carried out in an anonymous town in the UK</p> <p>“Yeah, no-one believes that made-up centuries-old religious crap fairy stories”</p> <p>“Who are all those old men in drag and why should I care?”</p> <p>“Why are so many ‘religious representatives’ involved in paedophilia crimes?”</p> <p>“Shouldn’t all those old men be in dementia homes”</p> <p>“Why are none of them married?”</p> <p>“Why are they always surrounded by choirboys?”</p> <p>“Nothing of what they say adds up in today’s world”</p> <p>“Why is so much media time devoted to this religious shit, I just change channels whenever crap like this comes on my fucking screen”</p> <p>So there you have it, a snapshot of what people are thinking whenever the Pope appears on their tv screens in a typical constituency.</p> <p>From this war whore zone, back to you in the studio. </p>