http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56973 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 11:20:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56973#post-165087 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 21:30:24 +0000 Squudge 165087@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like this one - 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56973#post-165068 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 20:26:01 +0000 Username 165068@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>John who? 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56973#post-165024 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:17:51 +0000 Tripod 165024@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>John O’Farrell continues to pound the streets, in full clown costume and the big shoes, hoping to raise a smile - or at least avoid being punched - at every house in Eastleigh. Campaigning in a hopeless cause is taking its toll on a man best known in the constituency as “John <em>who</em>?”</p> <p>Party workers suggest, when pressed, that he’ll be “glad to get back to his paper round”, though John himself remains as bouyant as it is possible to be while wearing a tiny hat, perched rather too jauntily on the side of his head. As he puckers up in readiness for another round of baby-kissing, he wonders if it’s too late to order a white suit. Another door is slammed in his face, and it’s still only Tuesday. The only consolation is that there "might be a book in it". Thursday can't come soon enough... </p>