http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 01:08:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943&page=2#post-166039 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:29:26 +0000 The All New Jeni B 166039@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>*Folds arms, taps foot and nods imperiously* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943&page=2#post-166037 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:22:23 +0000 rickwestwell 166037@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's just no arguing with some dictators... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943&page=2#post-166034 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:16:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 166034@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nope, too late Wick Restwell.</p> <p>You're too late buster! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943&page=2#post-166030 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:11:19 +0000 Ironduke 166030@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Neil Doran looks like somebody the Child Catcher decided he could do without.</p> <p>Seldom and few are the genuine snorts on here, but that, undoubtedly, is one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943&page=2#post-166029 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:09:45 +0000 rickwestwell 166029@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No way, I'm taking Feb for adding the word "ribbed" to the condom monument front page.</p> <p>If anything deserved a hatted tip, that was it... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943&page=2#post-166028 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:03:47 +0000 The All New Jeni B 166028@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No Boutros, you merely nominated yourself while I swooped in and made off with the prize.</p> <p>Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, I'm taking February's too while I'm at it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943&page=2#post-166024 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 22:46:28 +0000 Boutros 166024@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56731">I thought I had already bagsied WoM</a> for January. Isn't that how it works round here? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943&page=2#post-165903 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 08:05:36 +0000 rickwestwell 165903@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Neil Doran looks like somebody the Child Catcher decided he could do without.</blockquote></p> <p>ROFLMAO!</p> <p>Sorry, I meant to say: That's no way to treat a respected elder hero of NewsBiscuit, you swine! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-165902 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 08:00:51 +0000 Gerontius 165902@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>August 2012 are particularly disturbing.<br /> I'm sure Ant won't mind me saying he and his brother look like demented psychopathic child killers.<br /> Neil Doran looks like somebody the Child Catcher decided he could do without.<br /> I'm not so sure the WOTM is actually the coveted prize it is made out to be.<br /> Seems you have to be a bit weird<br /> I should stay clear. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-165865 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:27:20 +0000 The All New Jeni B 165865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Point taken Gerry.</p> <p>But fortuitously, only those awarded the title for quality and/or popularity of their subs suffered that fate.</p> <p>By seizing it in an undemocratic coup, I won't suddenly vanish off the face of NB.</p> <p>No matter how happy that would make some of you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-165849 Sat, 02 Mar 2013 19:42:28 +0000 Gerontius 165849@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many of you will have seen Village of the Damned (1960 b&amp;w original)<br /> Yes?<br /> Well....now take a look at some of the recent WOTM winners<br /> See what I mean? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-165162 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 10:12:08 +0000 The All New Jeni B 165162@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd like to appoint ASBO1 as my Minister for Security, but he's gone AWOL.</p> <p>Possibly as a result of breaching all those court orders. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-165104 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 00:31:29 +0000 FlashArry 165104@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not only undemocratic but stealthy too. UDI but keep it schtum.</p> <p>With regards those dissident counter-revolutionaries, there's a few round here that could do with good cuffing - where do I sign up ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-165011 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 10:55:23 +0000 Titus 165011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An undemocratic coup? When will there be a campaign for the UN to impose sanctions?</p> <p>In the mean while, if you're serious about the coup, you'd better get busy setting up a ruthless internal security force, recruiting a vicious secret police force, censorship, banging up all credible opposition leaders, organising the disapearance of any remotley dissident citizens and opening a swiss bank account ready for a rainy day / conunter-revolution.</p> <p>(Tsk! Amateurs ...) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164953 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:38:10 +0000 The All New Jeni B 164953@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No.</p> <p>There will be much stricter driving tests introduced. If you show any tendencies towards driving any form of "City Car", can't stay in lane around a roundabout, or do any thing else which may anger me, you fail.</p> <p>In which case, you'll be deported.</p> <p>And I don't hold with drink driving, too much gets spilled when you're racing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164952 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:35:29 +0000 Iscariot 164952@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Swigging from a bottle of Bucky to be mandatory for driving licence photos. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164951 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:33:31 +0000 The All New Jeni B 164951@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's such a warm, friendly pic. Yeah, why not.</p> <p>But you must carry your teddy around at all times, just in case my security forces need to check your ID.</p> <p>Or if you need to collect a parcel from the Royal Mail. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164950 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:31:14 +0000 Perks 164950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Would be ok just to use my NB avatar. I do have the teddy so it could be checked for security purposes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164949 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:27:51 +0000 The All New Jeni B 164949@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sure Perks.<br /> And in my newly Independent nation, you're allowed to smile on the photo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164948 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:25:02 +0000 Perks 164948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I would ask what it said, but I'm sure we'll see it in the papers soon enough. Any chance I could get a passport? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164946 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:22:10 +0000 The All New Jeni B 164946@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's ok, I took the deckchair out and left it with a note for Julian.</p> <p>Hopefully he'll take the hint. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164945 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:20:53 +0000 Perks 164945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good plan. But just be careful, I don't want that Julian Assange sitting on your shoulders claiming asylum </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164943 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:19:28 +0000 FlashArry 164943@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pictish jihad ? Woad up, lads ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164942 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:16:33 +0000 Titus 164942@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I think the only place I haven't planted one is up my own nose."</p> <p>No room, with a deckchair already up there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164941 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:15:55 +0000 The All New Jeni B 164941@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Perks.</p> <p>Someone had to do it, it was just hanging around like a stale fart in a lift.</p> <p>I've moved on from the Scottish Independence thing, I'm thinking of declaring myself an independent nation instead. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164938 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:14:04 +0000 Perks 164938@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations Jeni, well deserved. We need more work of that caliber around here.</p> <p> My only concern is the way you have won it. Scottish Independence feels a bit more threatening </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164936 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:11:54 +0000 The All New Jeni B 164936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cubes of ham Iscariot.</p> <p>When you're both God and WoM you can afford to push the boat out a little.<br /> It's ok though, I used the money that various world Govts have given in aid. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164934 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:09:02 +0000 Iscariot 164934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are cubes of cheese and pineapple or silverskin onions pierced by the coctail sticks? Or maybe glace cherries? Coctail sticks, even beflagged ones, should not be wasted in these austere times. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164933 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:08:23 +0000 The All New Jeni B 164933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>World domination Arry.</p> <p>Id, no. Grab my nose and I'll have my army destroy you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56943#post-164931 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:02:41 +0000 FlashArry 164931@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>First God, now WoM, where will it all end ? </p>