http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:18:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928#post-165074 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 20:48:04 +0000 dvo4fun 165074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Trumped by the NiB on RF I suspect but nice idea </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928#post-165069 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 20:30:25 +0000 sillybugger 165069@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 stars from me Tripod</p> <p>Tourette biscuit is sooo jealous he can't make swearing funny like this, aaah poor lovey </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928#post-165023 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:23:37 +0000 Tripod 165023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Your swearing isn't as bollockingly funny as it should be, it's not fucking working for you a piss.</p> <p>Maybe cut out the swearing, and where it shitting well was, consider dropping in a big cocking joke instead?</p> <p>Just a cunting bit of advice. </blockquote></p> <p>That's what I like... a constructive critique... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928#post-164910 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:36:10 +0000 Truebiscuit 164910@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very cunting discerning, AReader. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928#post-164906 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:17:27 +0000 AReader 164906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I give it 5 stars just for the casual swearing </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928#post-164905 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:16:41 +0000 Golgo13 164905@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928#post-164904 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:10:23 +0000 Titus 164904@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Funny, I keep mis-reading that as Tourettebiscuit. (Must get some new glasses - me feeble old git.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928#post-164900 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:44:10 +0000 Truebiscuit 164900@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Your swearing isn't as bollockingly funny as it should be, it's not fucking working for you a piss.</p> <p>Maybe cut out the swearing, and where it shitting well was, consider dropping in a big cocking joke instead?</p> <p>Just a cunting bit of advice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56928#post-164878 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:58:15 +0000 Tripod 164878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sir Ranulph Fiennes - ‘Ran’ to his friends - has pulled out of his latest yawn-inducing adventure due to the fact that the public really couldn’t give a flying fuck whether he reaches the South Pole or whether he falls into a crevasse and dies. The explorer has survived many dangers - from suffering a nasty paper cut to having his head bitten off by a bear - but it was public apathy that finally made him decide to fuck off home and put his feet up for a while. </p> <p>When told that he had sawn his own gangrenous fingers off with a hacksaw blade, following a nasty case of frostbite, the entire population of Great Britain rolled their eyes. Describing themselves as “utterly indifference” to Sir Ranulph’s exploits, they said they didn’t care whether he crawled up Everest on his hands and knees or attempted something more suited to a man of advancing years, like trying to get up out of a low chair... </p>