http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56923 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 19:46:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56923#post-164883 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:28:14 +0000 Squudge 164883@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>VG </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56923#post-164865 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:02:36 +0000 dvo4fun 164865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That'll do nicely </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56923#post-164859 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:51:32 +0000 DustyBinLaden 164859@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>IKEA has admitted that its own in-house tests failed to discover horse DNA in its meatballs because a key part of the test equipment was missing.</p> <p>'I looked everywhere when I was assembling the DNA tester,' said IKEA scientist Lars Volgstrum, 'but it was nowhere to be found, despite being clearly identified in the instructions as "horse meat detector sensor x 1". I even went out to the car and checked it hadn't come out of the box during transit and slipped into the spare wheel area of my Volvo.'</p> <p>'Anyway, it still fitted together, despite a noticeable hole, and I thought, fuck it, what are the chances? Besides, at 99p for 48 of them, with chips and a drink, what do they expect?'</p> <p>IKEA has confirmed that any laboratories that have recently purchased its DNA detecting machine can choose between a full refund or one of its Plastis dish-washing brushes to place in the hole. </p>