http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 06:11:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164828 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 13:38:26 +0000 rickwestwell 164828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good one. 5 belated unnecessary stars from me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164822 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:32:55 +0000 Sinnick 164822@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Would that be Lloyd FitzGeorge or George FitzLloyd ?</p> <p>Apologies for recycling a very old joke. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164809 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:10:16 +0000 Midfield Diamond 164809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agreed, good stuff yet again Perks. </p> <p>Valid observation button but why pick on Labour? Why not slag off UKIP, National Health Action and Monster Raving Loony parties first? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164801 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:50:38 +0000 button 164801@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent FP Perks!</p> <p>The Torys and the Lib Dems have taken a bit of a beating over the last 3 FPs. Must be Labours turn? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164797 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:37:14 +0000 Yikes 164797@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bring back Lloyd George I say .. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164790 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 10:44:57 +0000 Sinnick 164790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done on a great topical FP, in true NB style. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164781 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:04:37 +0000 sydalg 164781@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That must be a record - about four hours from Forum to Front Page. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164774 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 23:14:19 +0000 AReader 164774@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I always thought Lib Dem voters had chronic Alzheimer's </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164742 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 20:56:57 +0000 Perks 164742@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers DVO, Clegg is the pleb that keeps on giving. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164723 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:35:01 +0000 dvo4fun 164723@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Got a late weekend chuckle at 4fun Towers </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56884#post-164719 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 19:07:06 +0000 Perks 164719@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following several embarrassing incidents of forgetfulness, the Liberal Democrats have agreed to stop making amnesia a requirement of party membership. The problem has been evident for a long time, with party members continuing to attend the annual party conference despite promising never to put themselves through that torture again.</p> <p> More recently Chris Huhne has forgotten he gave his wife his speeding points, Nick Clegg forgot he may have known about sexual assault allegations against a party peer and all Lib Dem MPs seem to have forgotten the pledge card they all signed before the last election.</p> <p> 'Remembering things is something we have actively discouraged in the party, especially when we had no power so couldn't be held to account' a spokesman for the party said. 'Having a policy of only taking on new members with 'memory issues' seemed to be a good way of keeping our supporters fighting for the cause, whatever that may be, um, no it's gone'</p> <p> Speaking during his apology for not being able to recall if he knew anything about something he may or may not have known something about, Nick Clegg promised to work hard on turning his party around. 'We really need to start being able to recall important pieces of information' he told the media. 'Whether it's perverting the course of justice, or perverting the cause of perverting we need to improve, that's why I am introducing this little card with all our promises on so we can't forget them.'</p> <p> The process of party rehabilitation has started but speaking to the grass roots members shows they have along way to go. One activist told us 'I'm trying hard, I really am, but I can't for the life of me remember why we voted for Nick Clegg as leader'. </p>