http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56882 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 02:28:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56882#post-164758 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 21:11:56 +0000 sydalg 164758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm on the Photoshop diet, Shaggy - a bit more tweaking and I won't look an ounce over 18 stone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56882#post-164747 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 21:01:00 +0000 Lens Cap 164747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like this. Not sure about edgy, but not bad. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56882#post-164738 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 20:47:29 +0000 shaggy 164738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Edgy but good stuff, you could add that they got fucked 5-0 as well.</p> <p>sydalg - have you been on a diet? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56882#post-164715 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 18:57:37 +0000 sydalg 164715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good one, worth expanding... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56882#post-164713 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 18:27:35 +0000 Tripod 164713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The economy of Bradford has taken another knock following the decision by the city’s prostitutes to descend on London for a potentially profitable weekend. While the players of Bradford City were being trounced by Swansea at Wembley, the crack-whores of recession-hit Bradford were earning a month’s wages over the course of an afternoon. </p> <p>“You couldn’t get a blowjob in Bradford today”, lamented Ken Gardiner, a self-unemployed carpet fitter from Tong, who had failed to get a ticket for Wembley. “And God knows I tried. The girls on the checkouts at Lidl simply wouldn’t entertain the idea, unless I had change for a fiver”... </p>