http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56881 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:17:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56881#post-164711 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 18:05:23 +0000 Tripod 164711@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cardinal Keith O'Brien, the most senior Catholic clergyman in Britain, has been accused, by three priests, of ‘inappropriate acts’. These ‘acts’ include “acting Jewish”, “juggling cats in the vestry” and “taking mass and not bringing it back”. Further alleged misdemeanours were “taking up-skirt photographs of female parishioners during confession” and “applying two coats of creosote to Mrs Fisher, who does the flowers every other week, without obtaining specific permission from His Holiness the Pope”. Cardinal O’Brian was unavailable for comment. He is “engaged on a unicycling tour of the Outer Hebrides”, his wife shouted through the letterbox... </p>