http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56871 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:17:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56871#post-166036 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:20:34 +0000 Username 166036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is this story being banked for use closer to 'New Pope Day' or whatever they call it in Latin these days? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56871#post-164785 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 04:08:32 +0000 Username 164785@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FP.5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56871#post-164780 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 01:54:40 +0000 Boutros 164780@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>holy stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56871#post-164704 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 16:08:49 +0000 medici2471 164704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How apt, Kinder Egg is indeed a choking hazard for young children, but then so are most catholic priests...</p> <p>***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56871#post-164700 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 15:52:56 +0000 sydalg 164700@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56871#post-164699 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 15:52:34 +0000 godly1966 164699@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wonderful 5 star </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56871#post-164686 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 14:48:41 +0000 roybland 164686@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A new pope may emerge miraculously from an Easter Kinder Egg according to Vatican sources.</p> <p>The possibility of an unprecedented 'Kinder Egg Pope' is growing as controversy mounts over the circumstances of Pope Benedict XVI's retirement and with Cardinal Keith O'Brien and other cardinals being urged not to attend the election of a new pope.</p> <p>'It would be a novel and appropriate method of electing a new pope at Easter, the season for eggs,' said catholic theologian Dr Hans Brandt, ' and in keeping with the modern world.</p> <p>'It would show the church reaching out and touching children in an appropriate way for a change.'</p> <p>Dr Brandt pointed out that the Kinder Egg has a German name and is of German origin and so carries on the Benedict line.</p> <p>'At the same time it is made by Italian manufacturer Ferrero and thus makes, as expected, an Italian pope more likely.'</p> <p>But Vatican spokesman Cardinal Keith O'Brien-O'Brady-O'Shaughnessey-O'Murphy-O'Reilly, said a Kinder Egg pope could equally be from Africa 'on account of the outer colour of the Kinder Egg'.</p> <p>However, as Kinder Eggs are banned in the USA on the grounds that they are a choking hazard, an American pope is unlikely.</p> <p>It's also believed that a Kinder Egg Pope would have no need for a popemobile.</p> <p>Catholics across the world are being asked to pray for the miracle of a Kinder Egg Pope.</p> <p>'The faithful are excited at the idea of a Pope Kinder the First,' said Dr Brandt, 'and hopefully of seeing him assembled correctly.'</p> <p>'God moves in mysterious ways,' said a spokeswoman for Cadbury. </p>