Forum » Topic: Lid Dem policy influence holds sway as Custard to be made new national dish. http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5686 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:23:59 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Basil_B on "Lid Dem policy influence holds sway as Custard to be made new national dish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5686#post-15486 Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:17:34 +0000 Basil_B 15486@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Next thing he'll be winning WOM. </p> andhrimnir on "Lid Dem policy influence holds sway as Custard to be made new national dish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5686#post-15485 Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:14:16 +0000 andhrimnir 15485@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Congratulations Des. </p> Basil_B on "Lid Dem policy influence holds sway as Custard to be made new national dish." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5686#post-15480 Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:04:14 +0000 Basil_B 15480@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A triumphant beaming Nick Clegg appeared from this afternoons cabinet meeting making the announcement that custard will be the new national dish, ' Ever since the election I have fought hard with David over this issue but I am now pleased to tell you that he has now relented'.</p> <p>Clegg had been accused of blatantly trying to enforce his parties colours onto the British People with his custard plan, a accusation the deputy pm firmly denied ' I wish people would not be so cynical. Custard is a food covering a wide range of ethnic dishes to reflect our muti-cultural society such as suet puddings, bananas, danish pastries and the fact that the colour is yellow is pure coincidence' smirked a sheepish Clegg.</p> <p>Next Liberal policy hoping to literally bare fruit for Clegg is the apple a day for schools in Sutton Coldfield to be made law which Cameron is rumoured to be letting happen by Christmas 2013. </p>