http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 07:06:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853#post-165006 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 09:59:30 +0000 Yikes 165006@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry, have to withdraw this as being used elsewhere. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853#post-164811 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:30 +0000 Yikes 164811@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good thing that Neat-O exists ... I've had "Child, 6, slams 'rubbish' media circus" written down in my notebook for over 6 months and never once got past writing the first line. Then Mr Psy Squirrell kindly chooses 'circus' as the topic ... Neat-O!</p> <p>And thanks for the kind words MD ... I'm thinking of violating protocol and entering my own sheep Neato-O but all I can think of so far is Nick Clegg forgetting holding some convention in a sheep farm ... I'll have to be able to do better than that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853#post-164805 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:01:48 +0000 Midfield Diamond 164805@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm never sure about the protocol with regard to comments on NEAT-O entries when I've subbed something too. I wouldn't want to be accused of affecting the outcome by slagging something off or, in this case, praising it highly. </p> <p>But now the results are in, it looks like I'm either being a gallant loser or a sarcastic git when I say good stuff Yikes, great last line in particular. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853#post-164795 Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:35:30 +0000 Yikes 164795@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Golgo if they ever both get taken you could resort to "likecellent" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853#post-164688 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 14:53:30 +0000 Golgo13 164688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it.</p> <p>(button nicked my other comment). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853#post-164676 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:35:58 +0000 Squudge 164676@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>fab </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853#post-164672 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 13:23:59 +0000 dvo4fun 164672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853#post-164643 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 11:40:27 +0000 button 164643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56853#post-164618 Sun, 24 Feb 2013 09:15:46 +0000 Yikes 164618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Promises that an Eastleigh meet the candidates meeting would be a ‘media circus’ were well wide of the mark, according to Gavin Henderson, aged 8.</p> <p>‘I was looking forward to the candidates meeting for days, ever since my dad said it would be a “fucking media circus”. I was even more excited when I heard that the Lib-Dem candidate was an acrobat who does amazing policy back-flips, the Tory candidate was some sort of “loose cannon” stuntwoman, and the Labour candidate was a clown.’</p> <p>‘It actually started quite well as the journalists swarmed around the candidates in a perfect scrum formation, but after that it was rubbish’ observed Gavin.</p> <p>‘It turned out the Tory lady wasn’t a stuntwoman but was just part of a lame puppet act with a Mr Cameron obviously pulling the strings. My dad said Mr Cameron might as well have just gone the whole hog and put his hand up her arse.’</p> <p>‘And the Lib-Dem acrobat didn’t even attempt a forward roll let alone a back-flip – instead he kept muttering something about England needing a safety net. Why didn’t he get off his backside and bring one then?’</p> <p>Master Henderson reserved his strongest words for the Labour clown John O’Farrell. ‘When I saw his red shirt and comical tie, I thought the fun starts now. But I was a little suspicious when I noticed his shoes were 7 sizes too small. One of the journos asked the clown "tell us a joke John" but all he could say was "the best 5 jokes I know are all in the cabinet". Why the fuck he left his jokes in his cabinet if he couldn’t remember them I’ll never know?’</p> <p>Henderson said that he was pleased to see the back of the media circus and would just stick to sport in future. ‘I’m really excited cos next week dad is taking me to the political football.’ </p>