http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 06:37:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164585 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:37:41 +0000 Lens Cap 164585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now that did make me laugh. No Surrender!!! No retreat!!! We'll fight them on the beaches, We'll fight them in the chat room, We'll fight them in the writers' room.</p> <p> I think you may have just shown your true colours. You are just here for a fight. You got feedback from people and resorted to name calling and now come out with that. Brilliant. </p> <p>Goodnight General! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164578 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:18:15 +0000 Truebiscuit 164578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He's not funny either. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164576 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:10:37 +0000 shaggy 164576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tripod - you are a star (x5)!</p> <p>As Bruce said:</p> <p>"No retreat baby, no surrender" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164572 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:03:20 +0000 custard cream 164572@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Loved it, well done, max. stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164544 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:59:13 +0000 Lens Cap 164544@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's called a mistake. It happens, the point is still valid. </p> <p>Good Night </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164543 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:57:48 +0000 Tripod 164543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>if you justify calling someone a count</blockquote></p> <p>I rest my case, m'lud... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164542 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:56:33 +0000 Lens Cap 164542@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I won't continue this pettiness any more, but if you justify calling someone a cunt for trying to help because they don't write much, then thy says more about you than me. It's clear you dont like me but you have a twisted sense if right and wrong </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164541 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:55:59 +0000 Tripod 164541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>So you can have no opinion on anything unless you have done it.</blockquote></p> <p>Well, in a 'writers room' (hey, the clue's in the name), it kinda validates your comments... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164538 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:52:29 +0000 Lens Cap 164538@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So you can have no opinion on anything unless you have done it. That's a crazy notion</p> <p> I offered advice. That's all. He and you seem to make it personal. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164535 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:49:46 +0000 Tripod 164535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>But I think being called a cunt for giving advice</blockquote></p> <p>People round here react pretty well, IMO, to being given advice and suggestions by folk who <em>actually know how to write something funny</em>. But not from some knobhead who can barely string two words together... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164534 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:49:14 +0000 Skoob1999 164534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Martin, Martin, is that you. I've been in the 'other place' waiting for you for 2 months. Now I find you back here </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164533 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:45:09 +0000 Lens Cap 164533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Of which he admitted it was. But I think being called a cunt for giving advice that others have also tried to say is a but harsh. But that's life </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164532 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:44:31 +0000 Tripod 164532@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>There is nothing worse than a board filled up by one persons half thought out thoughts.</blockquote></p> <p>Er... right... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164531 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:43:32 +0000 Lens Cap 164531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lens Cap<br /> online<br /> Member<br /> PM this user<br /> I don't think it's about providing examples, the point is valid. Spend a bit of time in each sub as opposed to a scatter gun approach. People will appreciate it more. There is nothing worse than a board filled up by one persons half thought out thoughts. It also means that things longer subs people have taken time over get lost in the stream of consciousness of others.</p> <p>Be gracious and take the advice in the spirit it's meant</p> <p>*secures tin hat *</p> <p>POSTED 5 HOURS AGO # EDIT</p> <p>Yes polite. I tried to give you advice. You called me a cunt. I'll be honest, I'm bored of arguing with as you seem incapable of getting a point, despite 3 or 4 people making the same point.</p> <p> I bet that you look good in the dance floor </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164530 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:36:59 +0000 shaggy 164530@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Polite! You are having a laugh!</p> <p>PS Still waiting for you to post some of your own work. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164522 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:26:15 +0000 Lens Cap 164522@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There are many that comment but don't sub. I was polite and you got upset and called me cunt.</p> <p> Never mind, do you love camera accessories </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164521 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:25:54 +0000 Truebiscuit 164521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hands up who would prefer it if we just said 'fuck me Shaggy, that was hilarious', even though it's a massive fucking lie? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164520 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:24:25 +0000 shaggy 164520@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My issue Lens Cap is that you are very keen to criticise but unwilling to contribute anything yourself. This is a site for people to have a go. If people like you dominate then everyone will be scared of trying. I'm sorry but you really are a cunt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164513 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:13:24 +0000 Truebiscuit 164513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Leave it Lens. He's just angry because he isn't funny. Sense of entitlement, some cunt has obviously told him he's fucking great. He isn't though. Check out some of my gold, Shaggy. I'm how you do it. You could learn from me, if even a tenth of my brilliance rubs off on you, you'll be marginally less bad at being funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164512 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:10:34 +0000 Lens Cap 164512@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Read my first comment, it was polite and honest. You have an issue with that and called me a cunt. </p> <p>Not sure what your issue is </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164510 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:07:45 +0000 shaggy 164510@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't mind - it's all part of the game isn't it. I'm convinced that Lens Cap and TrueBiscuit are related though - has anybody ever seen them in the same room together? Maybe a Turkish bath? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164509 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 19:59:51 +0000 Tripod 164509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I've not read this, but I assume it's shit based on your other story. So I one starred it, and then fucked off. </blockquote></p> <p>Well done... you're really starting to get to grips with the collaborative nature of NB... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164508 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 19:58:03 +0000 Truebiscuit 164508@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've not read this, but I assume it's shit based on your other story. So I one starred it, and then fucked off. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164505 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 19:56:11 +0000 shaggy 164505@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks mate. As you say, bit long in the tooth now, but when I tried to post it earlier there seemed to be some sort of technical glitch?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164412 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 09:39:08 +0000 Squudge 164412@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like the idea in here... perhaps a tweak or two and it'd make a nice NiB, though the topic is close to sell-by date.</p> <p>A variant before the next trial of the new jury having to have special signs put up to find the place might work. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56804#post-164358 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:40:38 +0000 shaggy 164358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The search continues today for the 12 men and women who have been missing since the end of the Vicky Pryce trial on Wednesday. The 12, led by one they called “Chair”, were last positively identified in a Phones 4 U shop in St Thomas Street, where according to the proprietor, Mr Derek Barber, they ordered 6 fish suppers and 6 sausage and chips. “I told them we only sold mobile phones and there was a fish and chip shop further down on the left, but they went out the other way. They seemed unable to take directions.”</p> <p>Further unconfirmed sightings have since been reported throughout the capital, leading to fears that the 12 are completely lost. A ticket seller at the London Eye reported a man who asked for 12 singles to Ealing Broadway, whilst staff at Madam Tussauds reported a group in animated conversation with the waxwork models, one of whom reportedly kept shouting “I told them she was guilty, but they wouldn’t listen” at the figure of Jonathan Ross.</p> <p>Police have asked members of the public to look out for the group, but have warned them to approach with care, “Although they are unarmed they are extremely stupid” said an officer </p>