http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 16:09:18 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164562 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:54:26 +0000 Paddy Berzinski 164562@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good idea. With a bit of polishing this could be a gem. Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164553 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:20:27 +0000 casualTLE 164553@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Shaggy. Yes I think that actually the original story unaltered by me is perhaps more comical; didn't want to stray too far from it: <a href="http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/106081/One-Direction-Wed-Be-Criminals-If-It-Wasnt-For-Simon-Cowell" rel="nofollow">http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/106081/One-Direction-Wed-Be-Criminals-If-It-Wasnt-For-Simon-Cowell</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164528 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:33:58 +0000 shaggy 164528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff, although might be funnier if the minority in the band these days was white, rather than black (cf JLS). Just a suggestion not a criticism. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164524 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:28:21 +0000 Lens Cap 164524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As others have said, really good. FP is the Front Page in the main part of the site. There is one main article a day and two smaller ones </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164523 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:26:41 +0000 casualTLE 164523@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks! Sorry but what do you mean by FP? Am a bit of a Luddite </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164390 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:33:30 +0000 Jammydodgers 164390@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Found this realy funny once I looked up wtf 1D was.<br /> Anyhoo... Please FP this cos I wanna share somewhere all my daughters vacuous FB friends** will see it!*.<br /> cinq etoile!<br /> * does this make me a bad father? or just a father?!</p> <p>(** They're all actually lovely really apart from the small bit about knowing whether you've been born or not!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164376 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:11:31 +0000 FlashArry 164376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one cas - stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164321 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:57:09 +0000 button 164321@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really like this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164317 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:49:51 +0000 Boutros 164317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>vey good!</p> <p>nice typo too.. "underlass street life" ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164313 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:12:12 +0000 dvo4fun 164313@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it - worth stars for the headline alone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164310 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 19:56:59 +0000 Golgo13 164310@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164301 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:29:01 +0000 Squudge 164301@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you can still edit your sub for the next 5 hours (for as long as the #EDIT tag is up below your sub). You may get much better ideas from other biscuits.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164300 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:27:02 +0000 casualTLE 164300@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks; yes I had to dash off.. missed a golden opportunity to use the word 'bitchin', which is unforgivable </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164290 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:47:32 +0000 Squudge 164290@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>rather enjoyed this one.<br /> not sure about that very last bit on rap though. Maybe he can just say 'word' or 'bitchin'<br /> ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56789#post-164283 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:20:09 +0000 casualTLE 164283@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Criminals claim they would be living a life of meaningless manufactured pop-stardom if they had not had the benefit of vicious underlass street life, it emerged today.</p> <p>Speaking from the stairwell of his council estate high-rise, 22-year old gang member Lethal Trixx commented: "Honestly, some times I look back at how things have played out and I just cannot believe how lucky I have been.</p> <p>"Cowell approached me a few years ago about being the token ethnic minority one for his band. And I have to say, I was tempted - ironically, I am actually quite a good singer. Thankfully I developed a crippling crack-cocaine addiction and swiftly moved into a life of petty crime to support it. I was one audition away from a lifetime of personal style consultants, calendar photoshoots, increasingly difficult sessions with vocal coaches and finally the welcoming embrace of Ant or Dec off of I'm A Celebrity.</p> <p>"It doesn't bear thinking about."</p> <p>Meanwhile One Direction band member Harry Styles said: "I'm pretty street, you know. If I punch a granny can I be in the gang? And I can rap like a crazy-arsed mother." </p>