http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:42:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-165329 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:30:55 +0000 Scroat 165329@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just had second thoughts. You will still get the hangover because you'll have put alcohol in your system. </p> <p>Probably not a good idea to do this in a restaurant though.</p> <p>And it could give you a sore bum. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164586 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:40:28 +0000 riesler 164586@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gerontius, it is likely to be a Tempranillo, the same grape they use in a lot of Rioja. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164477 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:16:51 +0000 Sinnick 164477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>G: with friends like you, who needs enemas.</p> <p>With apologies, naturally. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164476 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:15:53 +0000 dvo4fun 164476@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's gonna smart surely? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164474 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:03:30 +0000 Squudge 164474@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eyewash </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164471 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:40:20 +0000 beau-jolly 164471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not going ANYWHERE near this one. And certainly not "backing you up" as you so coyly put it.</p> <p>Having said that... Why wine? As you won't be tasting it, it makes sense to use the strongest, most concentrated alcohol you can find to get the job done quickly and efficiently. A turkey baster full of Stolly should do the trick. When alcohol is your enema, gravity is your enemy.</p> <p>Damn, I promised myself I wouldn't reply. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164303 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:45:01 +0000 Gerontius 164303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hold on Scroat.<br /> You talk as though it's a bit weird or something.<br /> I've enjoyed many a glass with friends over dinner.<br /> Oh...and you're right. It does work.<br /> LUBE sounds perfect....is it a Merlot?</p> <p>Where's Beau?<br /> He'll back me up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164295 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:02:40 +0000 Scroat 164295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The thing about alcohol apparently is that you start absorbing it through your mucous membranes - as soon as it's in your mouth, down yer throat etc. as well as your stomach. </p> <p>So the old 'Up yer bum' thing would work. </p> <p>But can you imagine someone walking in and catching you doing it? Oh FFS!!</p> <p>A prize for the best excuse!!</p> <p>"Sorry dear I was just shoving some wine up my arse. It was undrinkable." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164294 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:01:25 +0000 Squudge 164294@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>did he pay for corkage? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164288 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:43:53 +0000 Titus 164288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"NB subsciber Gerontius thown out of restaurant into the snow, minus his pants and trousers. 'This is a restaurant' fumed the proprietor 'Not a set for <em>The full Monty</em>" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164285 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:30:13 +0000 Gerontius 164285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I almost didn't leave the house today what with it being so cold and all.<br /> But discovered my alcohol supplies were dangerously low, so was forced to brave the arctic conditions.<br /> Didn't see any LUBE though.<br /> Is that the one they use for an alcohol enema?<br /> FACT : Did you know that you can get just as drunk by inserting the alcohol directly into your anus...but without suffering from that nagging hang-over?<br /> Or having any tell-tale alcohol smell on your breath.<br /> Just a handy tip for any Biscuiteers thinking about having a drink at your local restaurant over the weekend but are worried about getting pulled over on the way home. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56788#post-164282 Fri, 22 Feb 2013 17:20:00 +0000 riesler 164282@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://www.quebodega.es/images/luybe-2009-logotipo-imnotas_cata1_164-size340.jpg"> </p>