http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5672 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 06:12:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5672#post-15439 Fri, 04 Jun 2010 13:51:54 +0000 Basil_B 15439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Forty years of hurt is nothing compared to how John Terrys feeling right now lieing in an intensive care bed in Capetown after being viciously mauled by a pride of lions after taking a walk in the local national park.<br /> The local warden was surprised by the behaviour from a normally placid pride but the only reason he could come up with for this unprovoked attack was that the male head of pride named 'Wayno' got wind of Terrys female indiscretions back in England and felt that his female pride members were under threat from the ferlandering ex england skipper.<br /> ' Wayno's spent so much time lieing in the sun he has now begun to read it' said Warden Klusnear ' Terry's reputation is so well known even the bloody animals are getting to know about it'. </p> <p>Terry would always boast about wearing with pride three lions on his shirt but if that pride manifests itself into the real thing then the shirt is not the only item of clothing they will get on, as at least one lion got on his underpants ripping off them and the contents there in. </p>