Forum » Topic: Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 04:39:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php sponge finger on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164028 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:36:25 +0000 sponge finger 164028@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wall to wall </p> scribbler on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164027 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:35:37 +0000 scribbler 164027@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A vast panoply of puns </p> sponge finger on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164023 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:31:06 +0000 sponge finger 164023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>bounce<br /> (just wanted to see all the little carpet puns rolled together) </p> scribbler on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164018 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:24:16 +0000 scribbler 164018@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Squudge. What language are you writing in? </p> Squudge on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164011 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:58:20 +0000 Squudge 164011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you wouldn't be bouncing your mouldy old ticker so it lands on top of mine now would you? </p> scribbler on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164010 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:54:43 +0000 scribbler 164010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OMG Not only are puns awful, but they breed faster than bacteria </p> Squudge on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164003 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:25:42 +0000 Squudge 164003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>well I quite like it. On a sad note:</p> <p>"Axminster will never be laid again" </p> scribbler on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164000 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:15:19 +0000 scribbler 164000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I’m Afraid, Dave. My Mind is Going. I Can Feel It. </p> sponge finger on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-163999 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:10:01 +0000 sponge finger 163999@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you've only let yourself down </p> scribbler on "Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-163998 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:08:15 +0000 scribbler 163998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Goddam you guys have got me doing it now.</p> <p>Sodding pun</p> <p>Damn! Damn! Damn! </p>