http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56669 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 06:41:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56669#post-163958 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:08:28 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 163958@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Funny nearly gave it no stars as its all pointless anyway </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56669#post-163940 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:13:35 +0000 Squudge 163940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it, though I'd have made Miliband a 'One Direction' fan. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56669#post-163924 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:26:34 +0000 Tripod 163924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I finally managed to squeeze something out.</blockquote></p> <p>Too much information... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56669#post-163920 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:22:47 +0000 Fred Bear 163920@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks. It had been festering in my brain for a day or two and I finally managed to squeeze something out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56669#post-163919 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:18:02 +0000 Perks 163919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice. I had been trying something along the Manson tax line but couldn't make it work, so made it a NewsJack submission. Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56669#post-163918 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:07:35 +0000 Tripod 163918@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A bear hug from me, and stars... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56669#post-163917 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:02:26 +0000 Fred Bear 163917@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Marilyn Manson, the oddball rocker and spiritual leader of all goths, has threatened to “harvest the soul” of Ed Miliband following the Labour leader's call for a Manson tax.</p> <p>Under the proposal, Manson’s wealth would be taxed at a rate of 66.6% to help heal the moribund economy. </p> <p>A furious Manson said Miliband had “opened the gates of hell” before folding his arms and sulking in a corner. </p> <p>He called on all goths to intensify their campaign against society by spending longer than usual locked away in the darkness of their bedrooms and being stroppier to their loving parents. </p> <p>Miliband, said by friends to be more of a Slipknot fan, was not immediately available for comment. </p> <p>A source close to David's brother said: "He is shitting bricks. The goths at school used to bully Ed and would only let him go if he sacrificed a small animal in a Satanic ritual. I think this is Ed's revenge." </p>