http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56626 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 10:40:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56626#post-163922 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 12:24:14 +0000 medici2471 163922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56626#post-163850 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:33:21 +0000 Paddy Berzinski 163850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good. Stars of course. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56626#post-163845 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:58:56 +0000 Squudge 163845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>visual - stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56626#post-163835 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:33:02 +0000 rickwestwell 163835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it too. And great punchline! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56626#post-163811 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 20:16:02 +0000 Oxbridge 163811@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bad, bad man. Nice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56626#post-163800 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 19:01:32 +0000 Golgo13 163800@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56626#post-163796 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:29:38 +0000 Gerontius 163796@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An armed robber who tried to hold up a liquor store in Pretoria was forced to flee empty handed after store owner Jake Crossier mistook the man for a supermodel.<br /> The licencee said the robber walked into his liquor store around 8.30 on Monday night wearing dark blue slacks, a black hooded sweatshirt, matching ski-mask and was brandishing what appeared to be a 9mm hand-gun.<br /> ‘Straight away I thought ...dark slacks, hooded sweatshirt, ski-mask pulled up over his face, handgun....that guy’s a model’ said Crossier ‘so I asked him if we could have a photo taken of the two of us hanging out together.<br /> Nothing intrusive....just a photo and maybe add a few words...’To Jake...best liquor store in town...Respect’...that sort of thing.<br /> I was thinking of hanging it in the bathroom.<br /> But he threatened to blow my face off and shove it up my ass unless I emptied the days takings into his rucksack. I just thought he was being temperamental...you know what these supermodels can be like.<br /> Then I thought maybe it’s not a guy, it’s Naomi Campbell ....so I hit the panic alarm and called the police’.<br /> Mr.Crossier said the man began hurling death threats and trashing the store with a baseball bat before eventually emptying the magazine of his hand-gun into the CCTV camera behind the counter and running off down the street.<br /> ‘Police say I had a lucky escape’ said Crossier ‘if it had been Naomi Campbell I’d be a dead man now'. </p>