http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56617 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 11:55:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56617#post-163779 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:36:01 +0000 sydalg 163779@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You suggesting he's angling for the lead role in Quincy now that that Klugman bloke is dead? There's a resemblance there... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56617#post-163778 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:29:52 +0000 lane-avenger 163778@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In his last speech as the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, the Pontiff, in a departure from his usual themes of the evils of homosexuality, the evils of contraception and the often overlooked good work done by the Hitler Youth, instead made a range of diverse yet apparently unconnected proposals:</p> <p>- New series of Last of the Summer Wine<br /> - ...and a new series of that doctor bloke who solved murders... you know....it’ll come to me<br /> - Trousers with elasticated waists to be made more available<br /> - Green fees to be half price during the week<br /> - Viagra on Demand<br /> - Caravanettes to be allowed to use bus lanes<br /> - Worthers Originals to be made available on the National Health<br /> - Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand to be crucified<br /> - New national speed limit of 25 mph<br /> - Quincy...that was it! </p>